Whats with you guys and the computer...seriously

Oh man that is hilarious. Hmm actually where have I seen that before? oh ya I have seen a grown man do it almost every weekend. Well at least a little milder, how shall I put it...as delicately as possible...more maturely? I guess, we all agree that how important it is to stick to the facts. Don't wanna mess with 'Facts' do we now. Coming back to the video the guy who uploaded it not only translated it for our amusement he also mentions at the beginning of the video that, quote " this little retard is the worst example of the German people...seriously" I wonder what he meant by that...hmm I guess it will stay a mystery.

SO, what I have to put up with, which is plenty by the way, you being a pathological idiot and all...hey wait is that even a condition? Anyways I guess we are even. You know what I mean...for instance Smelly feet, temperamental mood swings, not understandable accusations ? Can't this be an expression of love in an ulterior degree ? Yes it can, you idiot!

M.T

Heel or not to Heel

As much as I would love to wear heels every waking moment of my day, I can't. It fucking hurts too much. I remember the good old days when I could wear heels to work stay in it for 8 hrs, go on to clubs and dance in them for 3 hrs and head back home and do it all over again the next day and not feel a thing. Now I just have to look at a cute pair of heels on the display and I feel this unimaginable pain shooting up my ankle. Heels made me walk better, dance better, made me look 4 inches taller and gave me so much confidence out of no where. Its as if they have magical powers or something. Men do take notice of you more, they will deny it but its true. Men do care if your in heels or not. Well short Men don't appreciate it of course but the others do. Simply because its changes our persona. We tend to flirt a little more than on normal days when we have our flats on. Maybe porn has a huge part to play. Men started noticing women's heels since the breakthrough of porn in the Internet. Ladies don't believe me go and do some research. go through your guy's porn collection if he has any and you will find that when 90% of the women while "working" have their heels on. Its all about leaving the heels on baby!

Coming back to old me, not able to wear them..hrmm ...I mean walk in them as much as I would love to, Well I am not in my 20's anymore. the longer I am in it the more my veins start to show. Nerves that I didn't even know existed hurt to much. Its time to except that and let it go. If I want to be walking without the help of a walker when I am 70, Than I choose not to be sexy now and be able to run away from my grandchildren one day. I guess I have no choice but to depend on my good looks and sense of humor for now...bloody hell.

M.T

A tribute...

Places change, things come and go. babies born, people die, people change but some things are constant. Your family, the friends who stand by you through the good and the bad. The fall was long, and I'm still picking up the pieces. But I will rise again and I will shine brighter then before. When that happens you won't be forgotten. A big thank you to all of you who are standing by me and helping me get on my feet and for those of you whom doubted... Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

Women are the bloodthirsty sex. Males get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.

-Nightwatch

Places to be, things to do and people to screw...

MT called me on the phone today and we were shooting the breeze when suddenly we decided to come up with a Top 10 list, namely a People We'd Like To Do list. So without further ado here's my personal list ...: P

At number 10,

Jenna Jameson. Need I say more? Every teenage male and some females of my era's wet dream.

At 9,

Kelly Rowland, the hottest chick from Destiny's child I think ...

At 8,

Shakira, Lord! Can that woman move!

At 7,

Keri Hilson, what can I say? I have a thing for that woman ...

At 6,

Shreya, current flavour of Kollwood.

At 5,

Banupriya (Back in the day), CFM baby!!!

At 4,

Ramya Krishnan, at 39, MILF man!

At 3,

Monica Bellucci, 45 ... MILF!!! Need I say more???

At 2,

Angelina Jolie, two words ... BJ Lips! Hmmmm ....

And in the top spot,


Megan Fox ... Need I say more? The whole bad girl things sends many, many impulses to various portions of my anatomy ....

And now, without further delay, we proudly present, MT's top Ten People We'd Like To Do List,

M.T 's Top 10

At number 10

Ryan Gosling - Talented and messed up. Too cool.

at number 9
James Masters - something about the rebel without a cause. Bite me!

At number 8

Marcus Patrick - September 07 playgirl centrefold. You would know why if you saw his Ding Ding.

At number 7

Anderson Cooper - The only time I would give a shit if a rice sack fell in china is when Anderson says it. Intelligent, Humanitarian and possibly gay. Yummy!

At number 6

Simon Baker - Compact of blonde goodness. An ass to die for.

At number 5

Santiago Cabrera - A new addition, to my 'to do' list. There is no need for words.

At number 4

Joshua packwood - Not a celebrity but became the first white valedictorian of Morehouse

College, a historically black college. To have the 'cojones' (balls in Spanish) to be the only white kid in campus and to survive long enough to be class president and valedictorian. Definitely in my do list! Smoking hot Too by the way .

At number 3

David Fumero - come on ... do I have to say more. That's one Cuban cigar you'd smoke with no questions asked.

At number 2

Hugh Jackman - This Aussie is sex on a stick. Take me down under anytime mate:)

At number 1

David Boreanaz - My future octuplets baby daddy.