Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Feng Shui this... bitch
I was given a short article of 2 pages to read and consider following the ways of fung shui...as i read through the 1st page i was engrossed by the simplicity of enhancing your life for the better. Let me give some major importance of fengshui...
fire, wood, earth, metal and water, five elements within your own home to ACTIVATE good chi.
south is related to fire, north to water, east to wood and west to metal.
everyone has an element this is known as the SELF-ELEMENT.
for example wood is important to a person with a weak fire element, so if you need to activate the WOOD element, place a plant in the east sector.
there are also the four celestial creatures-green dragon, WHITE tiger, red phoenix and BLACK tortoise refer to landscape surrounding the house...wait a minute wait a minute I think i just created my very own feng shui method. Now lets put all the capital letters together...lets see..
ACTIVATE
SELF-ELEMENT
WOOD
WHITE
BLACK
To be able to comprehend fengshui...first you have to start to ACTIVATE your brain cells, So it may help to keep your SELF-ELEMENT alife. Cause I will put up a WOODEN stake up your WHITE ass, if you ever come to a BLACK person and give the fengshui talk again, you undersatnd me...you stupid fuck!
so thats all folks for todays lesson...
cheers,
M.T
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