Here is a conversation I had with a friend yesterday about the dog we got. Everyone as been asking how is she, she must make us so happy blah blah blah. I thought I just up up this conversation up so those who wanna know how I feel about the dog and especially about the people around the dog.King Kong : so how is the dog doing?
Me : I guess what normally dogs do.
King Kong : no I meant how is she with the family you idiot.
Me : oh, well she is acting like a untrained stupid dog and so are the people around her. except me of course.
King kong : lol god what did he do ?
Me : you know I found a dog trainer who comes every week to teach us how to go about training puppies.
King Kong : uh ok what could go wrong.
Me : this is me. Everything goes wrong. Well I never knew that dogs could be bilingual. did you?
King Kong : they are?
Me : well she has to be now. The instruction words like come, sit, lye down, stand etc are in English from 9am to 7 pm.
King Kong : what happens after 7pm?
Me : its in German la.
King Kong : you serious?!
me : Yup. Its very weird. He cant help himself, every time he sees her he has to speak in German to her. Its an urge, almost like an itch on the side of his balls or something.
King Kong : did you tell him, he shouldn't do that?
me : come on you know me. My whole life is dedicated to telling him what he shouldn't do. Does he ever listen? as usual he always has an Aryan answer for everything. Anyways, I think its psychological.
King Kong : Oh boy, i cant wait to hear.
Me: I think he is so used to speaking to bimbos in German. So when he comes home and immediately there is a bitch jumping around and so glad to see him and sniffs his balls. He starts speaking to her in German. You know out of old habits perhaps? What you think?
King Kong : Will you put this convo up in the blog?
Me: I guess so, if you like.
King Kong : Than my answer is Yes it could be. lol.
Me : So I don't know why do I sit through the training lessons, take notes like an idiot and even pay for it, when no one is following the training instructions. So I have decided not to join the training anymore and get my $$$ back.
King Kong : caught between all this, that poor jack Russell!
Me : Not any more she aint. she converting to a German Shepard.
King Kong : I love you!
Me : I love you too.
King Kong : when you posting this up?
Me: tomorrow.
