M.T: So I heard there might be wedding bells ...
idiot: I love weddings ... food, drinks and lonely single chicks! So who r we talking abt?
MT: YOU! Idiot. Rumor has it someone has your balls in her palm.
idiot: That my dear maybe true but there is no Weddings for sure.
M.T: why not? She is perfect.
idiot: exactly ... Perfect. I don't do Perfect. Perfect creeps me out. I love the crazy ones!
MT: Than why are you wasting her time you moron?
idiot: Because ... I am simply taking a break from the crazy ones, everyone deserves a break now and than rite?
M.T: Why are you so afraid of commitment?
idiot: I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING! it just doesn't fit my profile.
M.T: what profile?
idiot: Hey that's what she said. So it was time ... it was time to reveal my secret. A secret that I have been burdened with all my life. A secret I have trusted only a few to know. A secret that you were the 1st to know. Which you have guarded with your life and never shared with anyone, since I told you when we were kids.
MT: OH GOD, Pls don't tell me you told her that?! Oh No. FYI I never told anyone because its STUPID!
idiot: Yes. I told her I was BATMAN.
M.T: What she say?
idiot: well 1st she sat there blankly, than she said if I wanted to break up with her at least I could have come up with something better like I was gay or something. Than she kicked me on my Knee and called me a Loser and walked off.
MT: That's it? The knee? She could have at least aimed higher. So what you gonna do?
idiot: what can I do, there is no place for commitments etc ... for a man like me. I am a creature of the nite. AND don't you judge me! It's not who I am underneath, but who I do defines me.
M.T: you mean 'what I do'
idiot: No. 'Who I do'
M.T: You are really an IDIOT!!!
idiot: Hey you encouraged the whole millionaire / crime fighter / bachelor profiling in the beginning!
M.T: For Christ sake. I WAS 12 YOU MORON!
M.T
