Idiot: I need You to fire Alfred for me!
M.T: Are you out of your mind
Idiot: he is really old, he is forgetful, slow, extremely rude and lets face it, his cooking is bad to worst.
MT: I am not going to fire your Dad from a job that doesn't even exist! Anyways if its so important to you. Why don't you do it, after all he is your butler.
Idiot: I did, I mean I tried but nothing sink in you know.
M.T: What he say?
Idiot: he said "F ** K You". I mean how rude is that! He's suppose to be my humble servant. He gets very vulgar lately and super grumpy. His glory days are over. He needs to be fired, either that or I have to put him to sleep.
MT: You cant do that, I have not collected my ang pow money yet.
Idiot: You know what, you are a SIMPLE person. Shame on you. Anyways I have taken the Ang Pow for you and will give it when I think you are worthy of it.
MT: I have 1 thing to say. Words from a wise butler. F ** k You! Give me my Ang Pow or else! Anyways go away now, its time for my soap. Deal with you later.
Idiot: oh god ya almost forgot, Tracy just had the baby. You think Oliver will ever find out the baby is his?
MT: Not yet. They will drag the Mitch Lawrence story for a while now. They have dragged the snow storm for 2 wks now. Crap I miss my fav couple.
Idiot: Ya I miss christian and layla.
MT: OK ... you creeping me out, you are a big soap junkie for a guy you know that rite?
Idiot: yes I do and I am proud of it, so if you will excuse me I need to wax my legs, trim my eyebrows and find out if John gets caught for sleeping with Natalie. That bastard John how can he break Marty, s heart!
