Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Stop following me!




M.T
I have got 3 numbers da

Nightwatch says:
Ok wat

M.T says:
ya you knw what the fucked up part is?

Nightwatch says:
Wat?

M.T says:
I lost the number da

M.T says:
cant remember where i put them

Nightwatch says:
Happens. Don't worry. U'll get more!!!

M.T says:
guess what types of guys gave me thier numbers?

Nightwatch says:
Hawt ones?

M.T says:
thank god

M.T says:
no actually i mean race da

Nightwatch says:
Japs?


M.T says:
8 fucking million and mother fucking white guys smell me out da

M.T says:
what the fuck is WRONG wit me

Nightwatch says:
U're a white magnet. Any Germans?

M.T says:
am i not GD enough for the rest of the races or what?!

M.T says:
Thank God NO

M.T says:
1 french and 2 American

Nightwatch says:
Ok wat

M.T says:
1 guy is actually mixed

Nightwatch says:
Even better!!!

M.T says:
I HATE THE FRENCH AND AMERICANS

M.T says:
you knw that

Nightwatch says:
I noe! I'm laughing here Hehehehe.

M.T says:
fuck da i hate the Germans look what happen to me

M.T says:

i attract the enemies

M.T says:
anyways see i gave you something to write abt on the blog

M.T says:
go and write abt my screwed up curse

Nightwatch says:
Da white curse??? U GOT IT!!!

This was a conversation M.T and I were having the other day. The poor woman's curse has followed her to Japan. What curse you ask? The "Only non asians and chap cheng asians dig me" curse. The woman has not had a pure blooded Asian or 'MaMa' brother dig her. No M.T, your first bf does not count. I mean I 'love' white guys. They're what we need for entertainment. They think they are GOD's gift to women, but Asian chicks could put a collar and lead them around and they think they're the greatest thing to happen since the invention of the wheel... And the Asian chick in question is something no self respecting Asian dude would date cuz they look like they got run over by a trailer truck a couple of times, after which the driver looked in the rear view, decided it wasn't enough and ran them over a couple more times!!! That being said, M.T you probably could have a humdinger of a time, abuse them, treat them like a rug, abase them and they would still come running at the drop of a hat to entertain you if and when you called! Screw da asians! I mean, I know that that's what you want, but take what you get already and embrace your curse woman!!! :D

P.S M.T : Please don't hurt me when you come back... U know I love you right?

Like the song goes...

"You know its kinda hard just to get along today,
Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway.
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style,
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial.
So don't deflate, play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway,
Gonna play the field, keep it real.
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate,
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabes,
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"

Our thought for the day,

Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore goes to a party and has sex with everyone. A bitch goes to a party and has sex with everyone but you.

-Nightwatch