I have seen the light!!! I'm converting to Buddhism!!! It's been before my face all along!!! Buddha looks so serene cuz he's doped up!!! Look at the pics!!! It's the same frickkin expression man!!! That was his secret... That look wasn't through meditation, it was achieved by by rolling up a lil' leaf and lighting it up!!! I mean think about it... Weed has always been available in India, and is used in some parts as an offering to the Shiva. Being a prince, Gautama would have been
needed to attend the devotions, after which the offerings would have been handed out to the devotees with the king and his entourage having first pick... You do the math people!!! Secondly, if his life story is to be taken at face value, he was locked up in the palace wit every pleasure made available to him... Can you say recreational drugs boys and girls??? And him running away to see the outside world? Obviously while he was flying high. Hence the deep impact of seeing aging, sickness and death. Its been proven you're on a emotional roller coaster when you are high on weed. Thirdly, how can you be so serene when by all accounts people were trying to kill you all the time and it was a war filled era? To quote Cypress Hill, " Roll it up, Light it up, Smoke it up."... So, where do I sign up???
P.S: Anyone who takes this seriously will be taken out to the back and be viciously sodomised by a sex starved midget...
Till next time,
Our thought for the day,
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Nightwatch
