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Death by Mammaries

This post is rated NC 16.
Minors not allowed.
This means you Little Turtle!!!

Last Friday, Prof Aapu, M.T, Mrs Nightwatch aka Little Turtle and myself got together to celebrate M.T's short R&R back in Singapore.. As usual that meant trying to get as high as possible in as short a time as possible. A friend of mine was saying he was spinning rock at BarNone and that the band performing there was pretty decent. Since M.T and I are both huge rock fans we decided to go and check out the scene. So the bunch of us met at Marriott at 11pm all ready to party. We walked in... And found out BarNone had moved! And the new place, Dragonfly was a chink joint which played chink music all night. That put a damper right then... However, us being the resourceful people we are immediately came up with a new plan! We decided we wanted to be surrounded by hookers and overweight, old white, horny men. You guessed it boys and girls, we made our merry way to Brix. After paying the cover of $25 per person, we went in and our wildest dreams were fulfilled... NOT!!! Every male in the club immediately started tracking M.T and Little Turtle with their eyes, what was running through their minds wasn't difficult to guess but I'm keeping an open mind... :P Prof Aapu decided to tour the place and we ended up showcasing the ladies to a lot of very, very dirty old men... Well behaved but still dirty old men. Finally, we found a table and got our drinks. Word of advise, if you're not gonna buy the hookers a drink, go to the serving areas of the bar cuz they sure ain't gonna give you place to place your order. So as we sat there having our very weak, and I mean weak drinks. I came out with a new plan, Chimes, more specifically Le Baroque. There was a brief argument as to where to go to but M.T and I won out in the end. It's good to have powerful friends... Hehehehe. So after finishing our drink, we made our way to Le Baroque. For those of you whom haven't been there go check it out. The band, The Shaggys play there and they are awesome!!! The drinks are pretty reasonably priced. And that's where we saw them, those weapons of mass destruction. Prof Aapu, M.T and I went out to smoke and that's when I spotted this phillipina chick rushing out of the club and good lord was she overflowing!!! And she wasn't wearing a push up!!! We were amazed! Back in the club Prof Aapu and I were discussing the phenomena and came to the conclusion if she were a cow whichever village she was from would never want for milk... And that's when we came to another discovery, she was sitting behind us, allowing us to scrutinize those jugs in depth... After a while a white boy picked her up, and we were commenting on the fact that if he was suffocated by her he'd die happy. So after all the usual knockers jokes Prof Aapu and I went for another where we analysed the possibilites of how she got those double D's and came to the conclusion that she got them from her mama... :D We then proceeded to Insomnia. By this time, Little Turtle who thought she could drink like a fish, found out there she was more of a hamster and was more than a little tipsy had to go to the toilet... Where some ugly white bitch had the audacity to comment I looked like a stalker. *Sigh* Anyways... Gotta go, next update, Ops Peru 2nd anniversary celebrations... Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

No Matter how big you think you are in this world, at the end of the day everybody still has to wipe their own ass.

-Nightwatch

Hope this makes you happy

Someone has been disappointed that I have never mentioned him or said a funny story about him in the blog since we started writing. The other day he mentioned How Disappointed he was that I never got inspired by him. This were his exact words. "I used to make you cry, and even laugh at times. I thought I was your Muse at least interesting enough to write or at least vent about, have you taken me out of your life entirely, don't I exist in your little Psycho world anymore you cold hearted bitch?" My answer to him was "I thought you didn't want the whole world to know you are an ass hole? ok I Mean the 5 ppl who read the blog to knw at least"

Since you insist... here goes. What can I write about you? Where shall I start? How about the time when you took enough courage to speak to me for the first time. Or the time when you laughed at me when I tripped and fell flat on my face in front of the whole class and you said to your loser friends "I guess she has fallen for me!" I can keep going on. There are just too many memories we share and there are many that will be always sacred to the both of us. To tell you the truth I have learnt to appreciate you more now, than I ever did before. The way you make me laugh, how you have never failed to be a friend I can depend on even when I push you away. I love the thought that we spent almost our whole life time together, we can start conversation with, do you remember when we...Most of all, I have always appreciated and have been attracted to your biggest strength. Honesty. If I might add, That's Fucking Sexy! There I said it Happy?

Chinky...my love, You the bomb.

M.T

CHRIS BROWN IS AH NEH (Click link on the left to be convinced?)

Jason : how the fuck did u survive without the net?

M.T : unlike you morons, i do read

King kong : when she says moron she means you Jas

Jason : look who is talking, the last time you had a book in your hands bush senior was president.

M.T : I think he just had in his hands, he never read it.

King Kong : Chicks dig guys who dont read

Jason : Oh god here we go again

King Kong : you think all these Rapper guys read ? Hell NO!

M.T : I think they are around them cause they have $$ not cause they dont read

King Kong : I am not talking only abt the Groupies, 4 example you think janet jackson has no money and has to date jermaine to buy her tampons? cant be for looks either, they guy looks like a toad!

Jason : makes sense and i am sure jermaine has not read a book in his life. I also dont think Janet jackson needs tampons any more. Definitely menopausal.

M.T : Definitely menopausal

King Kong : see i am right. I think the black chicks are little like Akka. They like dumb guys, possessive guys, guys who act like gangsters.

Jason : for example ?

King Kong : For example believe or not Chris Brown is a Ah Neh

M.T : haha, shit he is rite.

Jason : that doesnt make Rihana a Akka does it? She called the cops on his ass rite?

M.T : sure it does, Ya she did call the cops and all but she also did mention that it wasnt the first time he hit her, so as long she stayed after the 1st hit, she is a Akka.

King Kong : see now you believe me. Rihana is a Akka plays victim and Chris Brown is a macho Ahneh.

Jason : shit i didnt knw that part. what kind of a stupid bitch stays around to find out if he will hit her again or not

M.T : Akkas?

King Kong : Akkas

M.T : haha, on a serious note I never tot you wld ever come up with something smart like that.

King Kong : bitch

Jason : I feel sad for these girls man, why do they think its ok to be hit around like a punching bag. Arent there not enough gd man?

King Kong : well there are few bro, but they turn gay like you...hehehe

M.T : I wld have loved to experience a relationship with an Ah Neh at least once in my life. So sad. With my curse and all it never happened. sob...

King Kong : actually thank god for that. I can already imagine visiting you in prison for manslaughter. Any poor Ah neh cld have not even fantasize abt hitting you, you wld have chopped his dick off and mailed it to his mother, for raising him wrong.

Jason : so true bro, thats a crazzzyyyy Bitch!

M.T : Bastards

OMG, I SAW WILL SMITH!!!

Yes I did, and thanx to my High Tech canon camera I was able to capture some pics. No one else is worth it.


Only Will ... ok maybe

Hugh Jackman too : )

M.T

Yes you are rite, we do think you are JERKS!!!

Since now we are kind of into posting convo up, and some of you seem to like it. I tot why ....Was having aimless conversation with a friend yesterday and I could hear "you are a bitch" by the Bowling for soup in the ckground. We were both laughing cause he used to sing that song to every girl that walked passed. Than we were discussing abt the cover they did on Fergie's London Bridge. Super Awesome! Fergie shld eat dust after that cover. Those of you don't know Its actually Pepsi smash own version of "unplugged"(its not actually unplugged) where bands come and make a cover of songs they like , or think they can do better to prove a point, simply to piss off the original artist.
So anyways he asked me if I had seen Flyleaf's "SmellslikeTeenSpirit"?

He: did u checkout the Flyleaf's "smellslikeTeenSpirit"?
me: Wat? Flyleaf did wat?
He: its the truth. I send u the link now, before I do, u have alcohol in the crip?
Me:Ya, why do I need it?
He: I took 4 pecks of whiskey neat after watching, Still cant wash it away.


Me: oh man, I don't think I have the guts to do this. Who cld have the balls to even try 2 sing tat?!
He: Ok here goes...http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ6LeWEYgzs

5 Mins
He: You need to go?
Me: yup, I hope I have enough ice in the fridge. Heck I hope I score some weed.

Nightwatch, I know you will be so disappointed if I put up that horrid vid up, so instead I decided to put up "Bowling for Soup". Cause To put the shit up is to disrespect timeless legendary music. If you ppl have the stomach for it click on the link and watch it in youtube. If not just enjoy the video on the post.

M.T

Stop following me!

M.T
I have got 3 numbers da

Nightwatch says:
Ok wat

M.T says:
ya you knw what the fucked up part is?

Nightwatch says:
Wat?

M.T says:
I lost the number da

M.T says:
cant remember where i put them

Nightwatch says:
Happens. Don't worry. U'll get more!!!

M.T says:
guess what types of guys gave me thier numbers?

Nightwatch says:
Hawt ones?

M.T says:
thank god

M.T says:
no actually i mean race da

Nightwatch says:
Japs?


M.T says:
8 fucking million and mother fucking white guys smell me out da

M.T says:
what the fuck is WRONG wit me

Nightwatch says:
U're a white magnet. Any Germans?

M.T says:
am i not GD enough for the rest of the races or what?!

M.T says:
Thank God NO

M.T says:
1 french and 2 American

Nightwatch says:
Ok wat

M.T says:
1 guy is actually mixed

Nightwatch says:
Even better!!!

M.T says:
I HATE THE FRENCH AND AMERICANS

M.T says:
you knw that

Nightwatch says:
I noe! I'm laughing here Hehehehe.

M.T says:
fuck da i hate the Germans look what happen to me

M.T says:

i attract the enemies

M.T says:
anyways see i gave you something to write abt on the blog

M.T says:
go and write abt my screwed up curse

Nightwatch says:
Da white curse??? U GOT IT!!!

This was a conversation M.T and I were having the other day. The poor woman's curse has followed her to Japan. What curse you ask? The "Only non asians and chap cheng asians dig me" curse. The woman has not had a pure blooded Asian or 'MaMa' brother dig her. No M.T, your first bf does not count. I mean I 'love' white guys. They're what we need for entertainment. They think they are GOD's gift to women, but Asian chicks could put a collar and lead them around and they think they're the greatest thing to happen since the invention of the wheel... And the Asian chick in question is something no self respecting Asian dude would date cuz they look like they got run over by a trailer truck a couple of times, after which the driver looked in the rear view, decided it wasn't enough and ran them over a couple more times!!! That being said, M.T you probably could have a humdinger of a time, abuse them, treat them like a rug, abase them and they would still come running at the drop of a hat to entertain you if and when you called! Screw da asians! I mean, I know that that's what you want, but take what you get already and embrace your curse woman!!! :D

P.S M.T : Please don't hurt me when you come back... U know I love you right?

Like the song goes...

"You know its kinda hard just to get along today,
Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway.
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style,
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial.
So don't deflate, play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway,
Gonna play the field, keep it real.
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate,
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabes,
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"

Our thought for the day,

Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore goes to a party and has sex with everyone. A bitch goes to a party and has sex with everyone but you.

-Nightwatch

YOU THE WHINIEST BITCH, so.....

Last nite came across a blog that was send to me by a friend. Let me just say if you have read one entry you have read it all. Its the same shit single female whining crap. Not my cup of Tea, when one entry caught my attention and I had to...I just had to...NOOO I told myself, sleep over it. You may not feel to write abt this entry the next day. well its the next day and I say FUCK IT!

The Tittle of the entry is ...drum roll please....

"WHY NICE GIRLS LIKE US ARE SINGLE(while the other bitches get all the nice men out there)

1) We are nice. (We can try the whole bad girl image thing…)
2) We are not tall, thin or/and fair.
(Tall- Heels; Thin- Starve; Fair-We will do it the Rajini way.)
3) We refuse to have pre-marital sex. ( I really don’t mind but my fren refuses to budge man)
4) We have never had one night stands. ( Can’t change the past)
5) We are smart. Like totally smart. ( Genes)
6) We don’t stroke men’s egos. ( Nope. Never)
7) We have a sense of humour, so men’s lame jokes don’t tickle us.
( We can pretend to laugh) We don’t giggle mindlessly.( refer to point 7)
9) We don’t club. Or smoke. Or drink.
( We can always change but we need new homes)
10) We have an inconducive social network. ( Time to dump our frens)
11) We spend Saturdays in the library. And Sundays at home with the family. (Refer to Point 9)
12) We don’t hang out late into the night. ( Refer to Point 9)
13) We are poor students = Not-So-Nice clothes= Complete lack of appeal. ( Rob)
14) We go to temples in the morning. Enough said. ( Go at night la)
15) We are bad flirts. ( We can take lessons from the substantial number of bimbos we have heard of)

So the Bottom line is this cunt whom I hope i never get the chance to meet says women who smoke or drink or had a 1 nite stand in their lives, women who wear heels and had premarital sex are all Bitches and these Bitches are stealing these cunts "potential" Nice MEN.

What I don't get is , if you are in school the whole fuck time , in the library on Saturdays and under your mothers sari on Sundays,hmmm I wonder why you dont bump into nice men. where the hell are all the "Nice Men"? Why are they not in the Temple in the mornings? Aren't "Nice Men" suppose to go to Temples where the "Nice Girls" go? Oh Ya I forgot according to your theory he is sleeping after a late nite of fucking all nite long, beside a heels wearing skinny Bitch with a bottle of vodka and a pack of Marlboro at the bedside. Sorry my bad.

If you are pissed that you cant find a man, its no ones fault but yours! So stop pinning your fucked up issues on others, Cause YOU ARE THE BITCH for calling women who live their life's for themselves and are not hypocrites for hiding their faults behind the veils of what you call "moral Society"! If you cant find a man to take a fucking second glance at you, chances are you are a fugly cunt and its time you face that fact and stop blaming it on other women for your sad ass Genes.

You shld be ashamed of yourself, its bloody loser fucks like you, Indian women are losing our Indian brothers to other races. Do you have any fucking idea which century you are in? The brothers have moved one to bigger things. You sitting on your comfort zone fat ass and blaming your dusty pussy on the "Bitches". Before I sign off, 2 more words for you..."NICE GIRLS" out there...FUCK YOU!!!

M.T

Ps: You know guys what actually cracks me up, is the part where she keeps mentioning in almost all her entry how smart she is and what a great sense of humor she has. I am sure there is a NICE guy out there is waiting to double penetrate her brains and her sense of humor if he can grab it with his hands.

I Told You fuckers I will put it up.

Jason: so wats new...?

M.T : same crap

KingKong: I am seeing a Blonde, I mean I am fucking a Blond, seeing n fucking, sometimes wit eyes shut too.

M.T: Did u check, maybe its a chinese girl n her bleaching went bad?

KingKong: Shut up bitch, I knw what I am fucking!

M.T: sorry just trying to help cause 15 years ago you tot u were having a steady relationship with your right hand.

Jason: Haha tats fucking funny.

M.T: Jas remember how how he cheating on his right hand wit his left, cause his right hand got tired?

Jason: ROTFL , huh I missed this SO MUCH! where did he go? tell me more Bro.

KingKong: rite here you ass wipe. Anyways, I am so into blonde girls now man, they are hot and all over you, they are such attention seekers, I love it. They just wanna fuck all the time.

Jason: I never get the blonde thing, I have tried but nothing diff.

M.T: I like blondes, not cause I think they are fucking energizers bunnies but natural blonde guys most times have a great Bod. Its also so hard to find blonde Gay man.

KingKong: Nonsense, there are lots of Gay men.

M.T: How would you knw?

Jason: ya how would you knw?

KingKong: I knw where this shit is going. Anyways blonde chicks are hotter than other girls.

M.T: OMG did he just say that???!!!

Jason: u have woken up the sleeping Bitch bro.

KingKong: WAT? true isnt it? u urself agreed tat blonde guys are hot

M.T: ya but I didnt say there are hotter than the rest of the hair color guys out there, if I would have said that, than it means you are a UGLY FUCK!!! and Jas is a HOT FUCKER ABLE Dude!

Jason: Finally, Now we r talking

M.T: SHut up Jas

KingKong: Shut up Jas, well I think what I think, I am sticking to my statement! I am going Blonde all the way from now on. And you ! Gay lover, weirdo!

M.T: wat Bitch? afraid of some competition, afraid that you have to fight wit me for some Gay attention.

KingKong: haha very funny.

Jason: but the rumors has it........

KingKong: I will fly over and kill you Jas, so shut up!!!

M.T: OMG Jas is that rumor true? That is left hand is gay?

Jason: yup that was the rumor. ok now I have to find a place to crash for a while. If i die tell the cops to look for a closet gay kingkong wit a small dick chasing after Blonde chicks.

M.T: will do my friend.

KingKong: you two are real fuckers.

Jason: so I have been having constant sex since she got back from the holidays. I am so tired guys.

M.T: Is he actually complaining tat he getting too much?!

KingKong: Now who is the Fag?

M.T: I am having my doubts too, I think its the both of you.

Jason: No, its the emotional part, she is so afraid tat i am seeing someone else, and she is clingy. Sex is her way of saying, if you are wit me now, than u cant be wit "her"

KingKong: Get the fuck out of there man! Before she goes all Glenn Close on ur ass!

M.T: hehehehe, you are an idiot 6mths ago you were bitching how she is not giving it up, now you bitch its too much. As long it does not burn when you pee...i say bitch wans it give it to her!

KingKong: ya maybe she lost alot of time before being with all that "brothers" I heard and read that "brothers" dont do foreplay!

Jason: Have you been reading does female magazines again, I told u to stop subscribing to them

M.T: hahaha, its not him, its his left hand. He cant help it. I hate to admit it But Jas he is rite, I heard tat from girls who have been wit black guys. foreplay is not in the agenda.

Jason: ya I heard it too, mayb u r rite. BTW wats wit the double inverted commas you ass. Y cant u just say black guys?!

Kingkong: Im gonna bitch slap u both wit my left hand when I c u guys.

Jason: Ya i guess she is just enjoying the sex bit. guess its not the insecure shit afterall. She likes my foreplay, oh yeah. I M the Man, Whose the Man? I M the Man!!

KingKong: You the WHITE Man !!! So go there and smack tat choco Ass!

M.T: Shut the fuck up, u Blonde lover. smack tat choco Ass...? wtf is wrong wit you. Anyways I think I will out this up on the blog.

Jason: wat up? the topic?

M.T: No y bother, I just put the whole conversation up. Nightwatch has been complaining I am lazy n not writing much, so i guess I just put this shit up.

KingKong: Hey did he really get hitched? Tat poor dude!

M.T: wat poor dude, he got married not shot in the balls.

KingKong: Its the same feeling I heard.

M.T: you heard or u read in one of your female magazines?

Jason: hehe but seriously i cant see myself married. I have done alot of shit but i cant do tat shit man.

KingKong: I cant either.

M.T: You can't , cause in Australia its called civil union not marriage. so will we see u and your left hand waving in this years gay pride parade? wat you wearing?

Jason: he will be naked, his left hand will be in a black latex glove hahahaha, only the best for his left hand, only the best.

KingKong: FUCKERS!!!

M.T

New Year

Its been Long. I am not gonna give any excuses. whats the point really. The New year has come sooner than expected. I was not ready for it. I needed more time. who am I to stop time. Oh boy where do I start? September was the hardest time for me. saying bye to my family and friends. On the last day I left, There is no where else I would have rather be than at my Big Boy's Big day! The last day I saw him is when he became a man of responsibilities, a man with a future to share with a love one. A man. Hearing me say that gives me goose bumps. He has been there for me all the time. The boy. When I needed to vent, When I needed to cry, when I needed a good time to forget the pain. He was there when i didn't need him, sitting there in silence reading his book, looking up once in awhile letting me know he is there, when i am ready to talk. God I miss that. I miss my brother, my son, My Friend. Hope your new year will be better than mine Nightwatch. I LOVE YOU!

Why do I think mine will not be as great? well New year eve, I was sitting alone in my room and reading my Tarot. It never worked this last 2 years since I got them as a gift from someone. 2 mths ago it started to work. I guess I had to leave the country for it to work. So as I was sitting in my dark room, asking all these questions I had in my head abt the coming year. I was taken back, in fact shocked and heart broken. I tried it again again and the same answer kept popping up. I didn't know what to do, I walked away and came back an hour later and the same answers I got.

I will be betrayed by a friend. NOT AGAIN ! oh man. This sucks, I am tired of ppl saying they are my friends and dying to put me down. what the fuck is wrong with these ppl?! Talk abt quick action. The betrayal has already begun. By a very trusted one in fact. I wonder if this person is sitting somewhere and going wow I have out smarted that little bitch. Never mind if I am wrong and my paranoia is taking the better of me. Better safe than sorry. My guard was up the moment the phone rang. Now the question is do I sit and wait for you to fess up and forgive you or use every once of energy I have to make your life miserable or ignore you. You know what I am gonna leave it to you. You decide ...call me and let me know what you would like this new year. This is my gift to you, you decide your fate.

So till we chat ...I mean till you talk and I listen

M.T

Recap

Another year is coming to a close, M.T and I have been busy with so many things, hence the lack of updates. We apologize to all our readers... Yes, you know who you are and we thank you for your patience and understanding. Let's recap the year shall we? It's been a tumultuous year. M.T has left the area for 3 years. We miss you M.T!!! I got married in Sept, changed jobs in Sept and just put down a down payment on a 3 rm flat. It's been a roller coaster 3 months. On a sour note, a friend who owes me tonnes of money has pulled a fast one and fallen of the face of the earth, leaving me with all her debts to service... I hope u rot in hell bitch!!! Hopefully the new year brings about some positive changes... And new experiences... Till next time... Happy New Year!!!

Our thought for the day,

Don't apologize for your choices. They are the only things that define you ultimately.

-Nightwatch

Do they even know what the fuck they are singing?

I kept hearing this song everywhere. Never knew which movie it was from. Finally I took the liberty to search for this song in youtube, and when I did find the song, I thought that there must be a mistake and I tried searching again under other tags. You know how sometimes people edit the video with another song to see how it fits. After many attempts I decided to look at the mouth movements to the song...it fits. I still wasn't satisfied so I went to look for the movie online and search for the songs and found out the painful truth! That song features namitha the Dumbo!! Yes I am referring to "Nee Marilyn Monroe

The lyrics actually lured me to search of the video. If you have not heard it yet...this is how the fucking chorus goes...

"Nee Nee Nee Marilyn Monroe Cloninga

Illai Jennifer Lopez oda scanninga

One Day mattum girlfriend aga Variya "

I still thought there must have been somekinda of mistake. maybe the song writer saw something familiar with this 3 women. That namitha actually Looks like a Marilyn's Clone and a Scanning image of J.Lo. I had to do my research.

This is marilyn
This is J.Lo
This is Dumbo, I mean Namitha

Ok I still don't see the similarities, If there are not even similarities how the fuck in the world are these BLIND fuckers calling that THING a Clone and a Scan image of real women?! The lie and deception Vijay has brought upon his audience. What did he think if he danced fast enough no poor soul would listen to the fucking lyrics? Its too low even for Vijay. I mean if he wanted to get a quick travel fuck while waiting for his next stop. He could have easily masturbated in front of her I am sure she would have not mind. Why did he had to go and lie to the bitch. I mean obviously despite looking like the way she does she has enough Ego to block sunlight in India, ok also with her body mass, but on a serious note...very disappointed with Vijay!!!

I strongly recommend that his Fans protest to change the movie tittle from AZHAGIYA TAMIL MAKAN to AZHAGIYA PULUVANDI MAKAN.

Ps: for those who have not seen the video pls look on the left for youtube video right below the Ostrich and click on the image to see namitha's fats oozing out of every part of her body,while she attempts to dance.

By

M.T

Supergroove - Sitting Inside My Head

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Say No to commercial HITS and maybe, to lost in the shelves music

Supergroove is a funk Rock band from New Zealand. They released their first album in 1994. I had weird taste in music(I think I still do). I remember I found the Album in tower records and thought Cool cover. listened and that day my little narrow mind of Rock medium widened. Heavy-metal, Alternative rock, Punk rock...etc. were yester news to me. Funk Rock was cool. Music as alot to do with fashion too. Its inter linked. Maybe that's why I liked it. It fitted my wardrobe budget at that time. ( also its good music)

For example, kids into emo rock will be all in black with heavy boots and straight long fringe black eye( if you can see their eye behind that girly bangs) moving back to Rock. Heavy metal rock guys would have very long permed or straight hair and tight jeans and tight tees and black bands on thier wrist. They would look Little like their girlfriends.

Funk Rock gave teenagers a new revolution in the 90's. Baggy jeans. size wouldn't matter. so you can steal your big brother's jeans. Any type of Tees preferably with no brands or words, and definately definately a cool pair of shades. ( Dont forget a cap/hat. very important, main accessories and great for bad hair days! Emos and Rockers cant do that cause for them its all about the hair!!)

So widen your hearing. If you are into rock. Try old bands and the new bands. Stop MTV from telling you what you like and don't. There are great bands out there with less recognition in Singapore. We are too much influenced by the American media. That's what MTV and Radio stations do here too. They show us and make us listen to what sells in America. How much more of Rihana, Beyounce, 5o Cents and One Republic can we listen too?

Most ppl I know are into alternative Rock now. But seriously ppl there are more out there than LimpBizkit and Linkin Park. Not sure where to start. Bring your ass down to HMV or The CD Shop in town, Go to the international sections. walk away from the best sellers. Be brave and listen. You may find out something about yourself that you never knew before, And who knows you might actually start expressing yourself through fashion, when you are influenced by the music that you explore.


So fun listening and fun dressing up
M.T

ps: I swear to God if I have to listen to 'Its too late to apologise' one more time, heads might roll.

Another One Bites The Dust

Congratulations to our Lovely friends on thier successful Wedding Last Week. We had a wonderful time. May You both have a Great life together. Call Us when you get back from your Honeymoon.

Lots of love,

M.T

In The News (burn...Burn)

If you would have read the news lately. you would have come across that cabbies are getting their ass kicked and robbed. That is if you read the news at all. Huh I already hear some of you intelligent bitches ( and when I say bitches I mean both genders) are going all this "If you read the news at all" insult for a bloody cabbie news!? WTF There are more going on in the world. How about you writing about the political state of the world, (the never ending) oils prices, The Pope owes every involved party and Apology, or at least about the ERP in every cornor? huh huh what about that M.T?

Huh my answer to that is very simple. If you would have noticed for the last 2 years. We don't do that shit here. Its is not that we don't have an opinion, we do and its always in private with friends usually a bottle of vodka is involved or even at times when really really bored and broke, a pot of Earl Tea and peach soda will do for our ' Friendly Political Debates'

So I, on behalf of my dear Nightwatch will like to set the record straight. This not an encyclopedia website. If you wanna widen your horizon go somewhere else. There are enough self proclaimed Activist, Feminists and raging Atheists blogs out there. This is purely fun, let lose "smart" shit blog. Most times just shit. That explains why we come up with conclusions like The Hulk(Nightwatch post) is a big Whiner with a small Wiener.

Oh crap see what you have done.......all I wanted to do is write abt the bloody cabbies and now I have to go. You Evil Evil Intelligent people. May you all burn... Burn.

M.T

We DONT like Tamil Cinema, just doing what the doctor ordered...GOOD Laughter

CON'T BELOW...

As much as we hate and criticize Tamil cinema. We still watch them. Why ? cause its part of the Indian culture. We believed in the 70's that Rajini could fight of 15 bad guys. In the 80's we believed when villain actually lives in a studio 54 discotheque like home. In the 90's we started questioning all that we have been brain fed about Tamil cinema. The 90's was some kind of a awakening for the sleeping tamilians. We woke up and went "oh fuck we have been screwed for sooo long." They have been making a fool out of all of us. Why the fuck does the police always comes at the end and shoots his pistol that makes too much smoke and says 'hands up' where the fuck were they 1hr ago? Why does the villain's main aim in life is to rape? Why are the heroine the fair pretty ones and all her friends are ugly? And what kind of a cunt gets bitch slap by a ugly mother fucker and goes 'I love You.'? Whats the moral? Every Indian woman needs to be tamed by a ugly mother fucker!? I can keep going...maybe another time. As I was saying why is Tamil cinema still a multi billion dollar industry despite most of us have woken up in the 90's. CAUSE we still fucking watch it that's why. Before we watched it cause there wasn't anything much to do, now we watch it so we can point out the crap they make. Comedy movies have failed to make me laugh as much as Tamil cinema has over the years. Either way the Tamil cinema industry makes its money and everyone lives happily ever after. They get their dough, we get our laughs.

My covo with Aapu regarding Tamil movie that ended up with Aapu assuring me I cant involve my friends in my quests of finding a career in Cinie field.


M.T : I think When I get rich i wanna go to Chennai and become a producer/director.

Aapu : Why?

M.T : Cause I am tired of seeing bloody ugly dark fuckers acting with those fair girls. They are not even Tamil girls. So I wanna only have Dark, pretty Tamil speaking girls as heroines and Fair heroes for once in the history of Tamil cinema.

Aapu : WILL ALL YOUR HEROINES BE DARK!?

M.T : NO. You will not be the hero in my movie!

Aapu : Why not? I promise to do a good job.

M.T : That's the prob. You will be bugging me about having a bed scene. I am not going to spend loads of money so that you can 'Amugeran' the girl OK. I have to hire 80 over crew people and pay them so that you can have a bed scene is it? Its cheaper if I would just ask the girl to sleep with you. No need to take movie all.

Aapu : Hehehe...hey what about Samurai Singaram he can be the villain.

M.T : What else can he do but that, there is also a prob with that. He will insist on a unnecessary bloodshed scene and a rape scene right after that!

Aapu : HAHAAHAAAAAAaaaaaaa what about Nightwatch?

M.T : Very BIG PROB da. That fellow will end up marrying my heroine. Production will have to stop, cause heroine ran away with hero!

Aapu : heheeheheheheehahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Have A great Tamil movie watching Weekend,
M.T

It was great being young and stupid

An old friend sent me this song from Kid Rock. He says it reminds him of the good old days. I cant agree more.
Everyone had those mindless, without a cause...cheap booze, 1 long month mind blowing attraction Summer, while growing up.
Its new, just released march this Year. Enjoy video and lyrics!

M.T

What The Fuck Is Wrong with YOU People? Or are some of you just plain STUPID?

Ya I know I have not been calling very often. I know I have not be entertaining the calls I have been getting, I know I have not been on MSN for while now. That doesn't give any of you any right to go spying on my ass! I have been crazy busy and over loaded with responsibilities if you all have not noticed its the Holidays and I am up to my head, Not forgetting the fucking twisted ankle! Try to understand people I have a few months before I say my Goodbyes and am overwhelmed by allot right now, and I am so Fucking Sorry for not putting each and everyone one of you first in my priority list for once.

Oh and Stop jumping into fucking conclusions just because you read the blog and think all of you are so Fucking smart. Its not fucking my fault every fuck thinks its abt them.(cause you think you are the only one in my life, How sweet) Actually I have had loads of response since I wrote the entry...why do you all care if you have nothing to hide? hmm. Anyways,You guys are sooo pathetic and I feel sad for you all! All Those who think it has to be you I am sorry to say this in Writing, I do have other Friends. For the last time people, just cause I talk allot doesn't mean I don't enjoy my privacy. I do have other friends and I don't intro all of them to each other. Not cause I have anything to hide, cause all of you have nothing in common.

Oh ya some of you think You are Special just because...You have met the family, ha ha. If you have met my family than its actually sad...cause The Family gets along with everyone and anyone. News Flash they are not actually hard to please, what would they know they don't even have table manners. Ya Ya than comes the holidays and birthdays...hehe the thing is you can have more than 1 christmas party you know. and I do celebrate my birthdays with other friends too. Which I dont have to tell anyone abt. Its so funny how you guys come to the parties and think these are the only ppl I know. whom I like to spend time with too. So sue me.

I am sure you wouldn't want me to discuss your issues to my other friends so vice verse Bitches. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ME TO DISCUSS EVERYTHING I DO TO YOU ALL. AND IT DOESNT MEAN WHEN I DO, I AM TELLING YOU EVERYTHING ; )Get a life if that is too much to ask, at least make an afford to get laid. I am guilty of spending more time with some of you, I should have known better.

So...Once Again. LISTEN CAREFULLY...DON'T READ THE BLOG IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT!!!

AND IF, JUST IF YOUR ITCHY GROINS (Penis OR Vulva) GIVES YOU THE URGE TO READ THE BLOG. SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ABOUT IT. IF YOU FEEL ITS ABOUT YOU...THAN CHANCES ARE, IT IS ABT YOU STUPID! ( as stated on the left top corner...we will put up your comments if you leave one.)

Haaaaa. I feel so much better, what about you? Well since we got that one straighten out. We can all move on.

Ps: I have heard around that I have been hiding and that the blog is my shield. God I laughed my head off. Well the very simple answer to your very stupid doubt is, IF I WAS AFRAID OF EXPRESSING MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS I WOULD HAVE MADE THE BLOG PRIVATE, ONLY BY INVITATION... STUPID.

Yours Truly,

M.T