I Told You fuckers I will put it up.

Jason: so wats new...?

M.T : same crap

KingKong: I am seeing a Blonde, I mean I am fucking a Blond, seeing n fucking, sometimes wit eyes shut too.

M.T: Did u check, maybe its a chinese girl n her bleaching went bad?

KingKong: Shut up bitch, I knw what I am fucking!

M.T: sorry just trying to help cause 15 years ago you tot u were having a steady relationship with your right hand.

Jason: Haha tats fucking funny.

M.T: Jas remember how how he cheating on his right hand wit his left, cause his right hand got tired?

Jason: ROTFL , huh I missed this SO MUCH! where did he go? tell me more Bro.

KingKong: rite here you ass wipe. Anyways, I am so into blonde girls now man, they are hot and all over you, they are such attention seekers, I love it. They just wanna fuck all the time.

Jason: I never get the blonde thing, I have tried but nothing diff.

M.T: I like blondes, not cause I think they are fucking energizers bunnies but natural blonde guys most times have a great Bod. Its also so hard to find blonde Gay man.

KingKong: Nonsense, there are lots of Gay men.

M.T: How would you knw?

Jason: ya how would you knw?

KingKong: I knw where this shit is going. Anyways blonde chicks are hotter than other girls.

M.T: OMG did he just say that???!!!

Jason: u have woken up the sleeping Bitch bro.

KingKong: WAT? true isnt it? u urself agreed tat blonde guys are hot

M.T: ya but I didnt say there are hotter than the rest of the hair color guys out there, if I would have said that, than it means you are a UGLY FUCK!!! and Jas is a HOT FUCKER ABLE Dude!

Jason: Finally, Now we r talking

M.T: SHut up Jas

KingKong: Shut up Jas, well I think what I think, I am sticking to my statement! I am going Blonde all the way from now on. And you ! Gay lover, weirdo!

M.T: wat Bitch? afraid of some competition, afraid that you have to fight wit me for some Gay attention.

KingKong: haha very funny.

Jason: but the rumors has it........

KingKong: I will fly over and kill you Jas, so shut up!!!

M.T: OMG Jas is that rumor true? That is left hand is gay?

Jason: yup that was the rumor. ok now I have to find a place to crash for a while. If i die tell the cops to look for a closet gay kingkong wit a small dick chasing after Blonde chicks.

M.T: will do my friend.

KingKong: you two are real fuckers.

Jason: so I have been having constant sex since she got back from the holidays. I am so tired guys.

M.T: Is he actually complaining tat he getting too much?!

KingKong: Now who is the Fag?

M.T: I am having my doubts too, I think its the both of you.

Jason: No, its the emotional part, she is so afraid tat i am seeing someone else, and she is clingy. Sex is her way of saying, if you are wit me now, than u cant be wit "her"

KingKong: Get the fuck out of there man! Before she goes all Glenn Close on ur ass!

M.T: hehehehe, you are an idiot 6mths ago you were bitching how she is not giving it up, now you bitch its too much. As long it does not burn when you pee...i say bitch wans it give it to her!

KingKong: ya maybe she lost alot of time before being with all that "brothers" I heard and read that "brothers" dont do foreplay!

Jason: Have you been reading does female magazines again, I told u to stop subscribing to them

M.T: hahaha, its not him, its his left hand. He cant help it. I hate to admit it But Jas he is rite, I heard tat from girls who have been wit black guys. foreplay is not in the agenda.

Jason: ya I heard it too, mayb u r rite. BTW wats wit the double inverted commas you ass. Y cant u just say black guys?!

Kingkong: Im gonna bitch slap u both wit my left hand when I c u guys.

Jason: Ya i guess she is just enjoying the sex bit. guess its not the insecure shit afterall. She likes my foreplay, oh yeah. I M the Man, Whose the Man? I M the Man!!

KingKong: You the WHITE Man !!! So go there and smack tat choco Ass!

M.T: Shut the fuck up, u Blonde lover. smack tat choco Ass...? wtf is wrong wit you. Anyways I think I will out this up on the blog.

Jason: wat up? the topic?

M.T: No y bother, I just put the whole conversation up. Nightwatch has been complaining I am lazy n not writing much, so i guess I just put this shit up.

KingKong: Hey did he really get hitched? Tat poor dude!

M.T: wat poor dude, he got married not shot in the balls.

KingKong: Its the same feeling I heard.

M.T: you heard or u read in one of your female magazines?

Jason: hehe but seriously i cant see myself married. I have done alot of shit but i cant do tat shit man.

KingKong: I cant either.

M.T: You can't , cause in Australia its called civil union not marriage. so will we see u and your left hand waving in this years gay pride parade? wat you wearing?

Jason: he will be naked, his left hand will be in a black latex glove hahahaha, only the best for his left hand, only the best.

KingKong: FUCKERS!!!

M.T

New Year

Its been Long. I am not gonna give any excuses. whats the point really. The New year has come sooner than expected. I was not ready for it. I needed more time. who am I to stop time. Oh boy where do I start? September was the hardest time for me. saying bye to my family and friends. On the last day I left, There is no where else I would have rather be than at my Big Boy's Big day! The last day I saw him is when he became a man of responsibilities, a man with a future to share with a love one. A man. Hearing me say that gives me goose bumps. He has been there for me all the time. The boy. When I needed to vent, When I needed to cry, when I needed a good time to forget the pain. He was there when i didn't need him, sitting there in silence reading his book, looking up once in awhile letting me know he is there, when i am ready to talk. God I miss that. I miss my brother, my son, My Friend. Hope your new year will be better than mine Nightwatch. I LOVE YOU!

Why do I think mine will not be as great? well New year eve, I was sitting alone in my room and reading my Tarot. It never worked this last 2 years since I got them as a gift from someone. 2 mths ago it started to work. I guess I had to leave the country for it to work. So as I was sitting in my dark room, asking all these questions I had in my head abt the coming year. I was taken back, in fact shocked and heart broken. I tried it again again and the same answer kept popping up. I didn't know what to do, I walked away and came back an hour later and the same answers I got.

I will be betrayed by a friend. NOT AGAIN ! oh man. This sucks, I am tired of ppl saying they are my friends and dying to put me down. what the fuck is wrong with these ppl?! Talk abt quick action. The betrayal has already begun. By a very trusted one in fact. I wonder if this person is sitting somewhere and going wow I have out smarted that little bitch. Never mind if I am wrong and my paranoia is taking the better of me. Better safe than sorry. My guard was up the moment the phone rang. Now the question is do I sit and wait for you to fess up and forgive you or use every once of energy I have to make your life miserable or ignore you. You know what I am gonna leave it to you. You decide ...call me and let me know what you would like this new year. This is my gift to you, you decide your fate.

So till we chat ...I mean till you talk and I listen

M.T

Recap

Another year is coming to a close, M.T and I have been busy with so many things, hence the lack of updates. We apologize to all our readers... Yes, you know who you are and we thank you for your patience and understanding. Let's recap the year shall we? It's been a tumultuous year. M.T has left the area for 3 years. We miss you M.T!!! I got married in Sept, changed jobs in Sept and just put down a down payment on a 3 rm flat. It's been a roller coaster 3 months. On a sour note, a friend who owes me tonnes of money has pulled a fast one and fallen of the face of the earth, leaving me with all her debts to service... I hope u rot in hell bitch!!! Hopefully the new year brings about some positive changes... And new experiences... Till next time... Happy New Year!!!

Our thought for the day,

Don't apologize for your choices. They are the only things that define you ultimately.

-Nightwatch

Do they even know what the fuck they are singing?

I kept hearing this song everywhere. Never knew which movie it was from. Finally I took the liberty to search for this song in youtube, and when I did find the song, I thought that there must be a mistake and I tried searching again under other tags. You know how sometimes people edit the video with another song to see how it fits. After many attempts I decided to look at the mouth movements to the song...it fits. I still wasn't satisfied so I went to look for the movie online and search for the songs and found out the painful truth! That song features namitha the Dumbo!! Yes I am referring to "Nee Marilyn Monroe

The lyrics actually lured me to search of the video. If you have not heard it yet...this is how the fucking chorus goes...

"Nee Nee Nee Marilyn Monroe Cloninga

Illai Jennifer Lopez oda scanninga

One Day mattum girlfriend aga Variya "

I still thought there must have been somekinda of mistake. maybe the song writer saw something familiar with this 3 women. That namitha actually Looks like a Marilyn's Clone and a Scanning image of J.Lo. I had to do my research.

This is marilyn
This is J.Lo
This is Dumbo, I mean Namitha

Ok I still don't see the similarities, If there are not even similarities how the fuck in the world are these BLIND fuckers calling that THING a Clone and a Scan image of real women?! The lie and deception Vijay has brought upon his audience. What did he think if he danced fast enough no poor soul would listen to the fucking lyrics? Its too low even for Vijay. I mean if he wanted to get a quick travel fuck while waiting for his next stop. He could have easily masturbated in front of her I am sure she would have not mind. Why did he had to go and lie to the bitch. I mean obviously despite looking like the way she does she has enough Ego to block sunlight in India, ok also with her body mass, but on a serious note...very disappointed with Vijay!!!

I strongly recommend that his Fans protest to change the movie tittle from AZHAGIYA TAMIL MAKAN to AZHAGIYA PULUVANDI MAKAN.

Ps: for those who have not seen the video pls look on the left for youtube video right below the Ostrich and click on the image to see namitha's fats oozing out of every part of her body,while she attempts to dance.

By

M.T

Supergroove - Sitting Inside My Head

READ ENTRY BELOW

Say No to commercial HITS and maybe, to lost in the shelves music

Supergroove is a funk Rock band from New Zealand. They released their first album in 1994. I had weird taste in music(I think I still do). I remember I found the Album in tower records and thought Cool cover. listened and that day my little narrow mind of Rock medium widened. Heavy-metal, Alternative rock, Punk rock...etc. were yester news to me. Funk Rock was cool. Music as alot to do with fashion too. Its inter linked. Maybe that's why I liked it. It fitted my wardrobe budget at that time. ( also its good music)

For example, kids into emo rock will be all in black with heavy boots and straight long fringe black eye( if you can see their eye behind that girly bangs) moving back to Rock. Heavy metal rock guys would have very long permed or straight hair and tight jeans and tight tees and black bands on thier wrist. They would look Little like their girlfriends.

Funk Rock gave teenagers a new revolution in the 90's. Baggy jeans. size wouldn't matter. so you can steal your big brother's jeans. Any type of Tees preferably with no brands or words, and definately definately a cool pair of shades. ( Dont forget a cap/hat. very important, main accessories and great for bad hair days! Emos and Rockers cant do that cause for them its all about the hair!!)

So widen your hearing. If you are into rock. Try old bands and the new bands. Stop MTV from telling you what you like and don't. There are great bands out there with less recognition in Singapore. We are too much influenced by the American media. That's what MTV and Radio stations do here too. They show us and make us listen to what sells in America. How much more of Rihana, Beyounce, 5o Cents and One Republic can we listen too?

Most ppl I know are into alternative Rock now. But seriously ppl there are more out there than LimpBizkit and Linkin Park. Not sure where to start. Bring your ass down to HMV or The CD Shop in town, Go to the international sections. walk away from the best sellers. Be brave and listen. You may find out something about yourself that you never knew before, And who knows you might actually start expressing yourself through fashion, when you are influenced by the music that you explore.


So fun listening and fun dressing up
M.T

ps: I swear to God if I have to listen to 'Its too late to apologise' one more time, heads might roll.

Another One Bites The Dust

Congratulations to our Lovely friends on thier successful Wedding Last Week. We had a wonderful time. May You both have a Great life together. Call Us when you get back from your Honeymoon.

Lots of love,

M.T

In The News (burn...Burn)

If you would have read the news lately. you would have come across that cabbies are getting their ass kicked and robbed. That is if you read the news at all. Huh I already hear some of you intelligent bitches ( and when I say bitches I mean both genders) are going all this "If you read the news at all" insult for a bloody cabbie news!? WTF There are more going on in the world. How about you writing about the political state of the world, (the never ending) oils prices, The Pope owes every involved party and Apology, or at least about the ERP in every cornor? huh huh what about that M.T?

Huh my answer to that is very simple. If you would have noticed for the last 2 years. We don't do that shit here. Its is not that we don't have an opinion, we do and its always in private with friends usually a bottle of vodka is involved or even at times when really really bored and broke, a pot of Earl Tea and peach soda will do for our ' Friendly Political Debates'

So I, on behalf of my dear Nightwatch will like to set the record straight. This not an encyclopedia website. If you wanna widen your horizon go somewhere else. There are enough self proclaimed Activist, Feminists and raging Atheists blogs out there. This is purely fun, let lose "smart" shit blog. Most times just shit. That explains why we come up with conclusions like The Hulk(Nightwatch post) is a big Whiner with a small Wiener.

Oh crap see what you have done.......all I wanted to do is write abt the bloody cabbies and now I have to go. You Evil Evil Intelligent people. May you all burn... Burn.

M.T

We DONT like Tamil Cinema, just doing what the doctor ordered...GOOD Laughter

CON'T BELOW...

As much as we hate and criticize Tamil cinema. We still watch them. Why ? cause its part of the Indian culture. We believed in the 70's that Rajini could fight of 15 bad guys. In the 80's we believed when villain actually lives in a studio 54 discotheque like home. In the 90's we started questioning all that we have been brain fed about Tamil cinema. The 90's was some kind of a awakening for the sleeping tamilians. We woke up and went "oh fuck we have been screwed for sooo long." They have been making a fool out of all of us. Why the fuck does the police always comes at the end and shoots his pistol that makes too much smoke and says 'hands up' where the fuck were they 1hr ago? Why does the villain's main aim in life is to rape? Why are the heroine the fair pretty ones and all her friends are ugly? And what kind of a cunt gets bitch slap by a ugly mother fucker and goes 'I love You.'? Whats the moral? Every Indian woman needs to be tamed by a ugly mother fucker!? I can keep going...maybe another time. As I was saying why is Tamil cinema still a multi billion dollar industry despite most of us have woken up in the 90's. CAUSE we still fucking watch it that's why. Before we watched it cause there wasn't anything much to do, now we watch it so we can point out the crap they make. Comedy movies have failed to make me laugh as much as Tamil cinema has over the years. Either way the Tamil cinema industry makes its money and everyone lives happily ever after. They get their dough, we get our laughs.

My covo with Aapu regarding Tamil movie that ended up with Aapu assuring me I cant involve my friends in my quests of finding a career in Cinie field.


M.T : I think When I get rich i wanna go to Chennai and become a producer/director.

Aapu : Why?

M.T : Cause I am tired of seeing bloody ugly dark fuckers acting with those fair girls. They are not even Tamil girls. So I wanna only have Dark, pretty Tamil speaking girls as heroines and Fair heroes for once in the history of Tamil cinema.

Aapu : WILL ALL YOUR HEROINES BE DARK!?

M.T : NO. You will not be the hero in my movie!

Aapu : Why not? I promise to do a good job.

M.T : That's the prob. You will be bugging me about having a bed scene. I am not going to spend loads of money so that you can 'Amugeran' the girl OK. I have to hire 80 over crew people and pay them so that you can have a bed scene is it? Its cheaper if I would just ask the girl to sleep with you. No need to take movie all.

Aapu : Hehehe...hey what about Samurai Singaram he can be the villain.

M.T : What else can he do but that, there is also a prob with that. He will insist on a unnecessary bloodshed scene and a rape scene right after that!

Aapu : HAHAAHAAAAAAaaaaaaa what about Nightwatch?

M.T : Very BIG PROB da. That fellow will end up marrying my heroine. Production will have to stop, cause heroine ran away with hero!

Aapu : heheeheheheheehahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Have A great Tamil movie watching Weekend,
M.T

It was great being young and stupid

An old friend sent me this song from Kid Rock. He says it reminds him of the good old days. I cant agree more.
Everyone had those mindless, without a cause...cheap booze, 1 long month mind blowing attraction Summer, while growing up.
Its new, just released march this Year. Enjoy video and lyrics!

M.T

What The Fuck Is Wrong with YOU People? Or are some of you just plain STUPID?

Ya I know I have not been calling very often. I know I have not be entertaining the calls I have been getting, I know I have not been on MSN for while now. That doesn't give any of you any right to go spying on my ass! I have been crazy busy and over loaded with responsibilities if you all have not noticed its the Holidays and I am up to my head, Not forgetting the fucking twisted ankle! Try to understand people I have a few months before I say my Goodbyes and am overwhelmed by allot right now, and I am so Fucking Sorry for not putting each and everyone one of you first in my priority list for once.

Oh and Stop jumping into fucking conclusions just because you read the blog and think all of you are so Fucking smart. Its not fucking my fault every fuck thinks its abt them.(cause you think you are the only one in my life, How sweet) Actually I have had loads of response since I wrote the entry...why do you all care if you have nothing to hide? hmm. Anyways,You guys are sooo pathetic and I feel sad for you all! All Those who think it has to be you I am sorry to say this in Writing, I do have other Friends. For the last time people, just cause I talk allot doesn't mean I don't enjoy my privacy. I do have other friends and I don't intro all of them to each other. Not cause I have anything to hide, cause all of you have nothing in common.

Oh ya some of you think You are Special just because...You have met the family, ha ha. If you have met my family than its actually sad...cause The Family gets along with everyone and anyone. News Flash they are not actually hard to please, what would they know they don't even have table manners. Ya Ya than comes the holidays and birthdays...hehe the thing is you can have more than 1 christmas party you know. and I do celebrate my birthdays with other friends too. Which I dont have to tell anyone abt. Its so funny how you guys come to the parties and think these are the only ppl I know. whom I like to spend time with too. So sue me.

I am sure you wouldn't want me to discuss your issues to my other friends so vice verse Bitches. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ME TO DISCUSS EVERYTHING I DO TO YOU ALL. AND IT DOESNT MEAN WHEN I DO, I AM TELLING YOU EVERYTHING ; )Get a life if that is too much to ask, at least make an afford to get laid. I am guilty of spending more time with some of you, I should have known better.

So...Once Again. LISTEN CAREFULLY...DON'T READ THE BLOG IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT!!!

AND IF, JUST IF YOUR ITCHY GROINS (Penis OR Vulva) GIVES YOU THE URGE TO READ THE BLOG. SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ABOUT IT. IF YOU FEEL ITS ABOUT YOU...THAN CHANCES ARE, IT IS ABT YOU STUPID! ( as stated on the left top corner...we will put up your comments if you leave one.)

Haaaaa. I feel so much better, what about you? Well since we got that one straighten out. We can all move on.

Ps: I have heard around that I have been hiding and that the blog is my shield. God I laughed my head off. Well the very simple answer to your very stupid doubt is, IF I WAS AFRAID OF EXPRESSING MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS I WOULD HAVE MADE THE BLOG PRIVATE, ONLY BY INVITATION... STUPID.

Yours Truly,

M.T

I wanna spread the HAPPY...

Its been a great day! The last couple of days couldnt be better and why? cause every little detail is so beautiful. Thats why. Why every little detail is beautiful, cause every big thing is going as planed thats why. Why every big thing is going as planned? cause I have been blessed to have such good people aound me. Thats why. Why am I so blessed...well could be I am just plain Lucky. THATS WHY.

So as the good citizen of Earth...I am gonna do my part by SPREADING the HAPPY. So watch out people Happy is on its way.

God Dammit I love Being HAPPY.

Yours, One and Only

M.T

Why the Hulk is so pissed...

This was the gist of a conversation Prof Aapu and I had last night. For those of you who've been living under a rock for the last forty years, The Hulk is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character first appeared in The Incredible Hulk #1 (May 1962), and was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. After physicist Dr. Robert Bruce Banner was caught in the blast of a gamma bomb he created, he was transformed into the Hulk, a giant, raging monster. The character, both as Banner and the Hulk, is frequently pursued by the police or the armed forces, often as a result of the destruction he causes. As we were talking about the new movie, we realized why the Hulk was always pissed. In the comics, tv series and the movies all his clothes would rip, everything ,except the top of his pants that is... Apparently the blast didn't affect his family jewels... Can you imagine waking up after being caught in the blast all green and huge but your wiener's still all small and shriveled? Man, I'd go into a rage to and get primal on your ass too... :D

PS : I'm so glad M.T and her boy Shorty, have 'kissed' and made up. And yeah, I miss that ass too... LoL

Our thought for the day,

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.

- Nightwatch

I Am SO GLAD...

I am so Glad, that you have made your choice to come visit me. You are the very few people who is clear with where your loyalty lies, You have been honest with me since the very beginning and I was mad at you for that. I was so wrong, you have proven to me that your honesty is so strong, it comes to show in your action...and I think that is soooo SEXY mate! Unlike others who claim to be my "friends" and ...anyway that's not so important right now, I will get to that when the time is right. Have more important things at hand now.

Now at least I have 1 big thing to look forward to. Its gonna be so cool! Imagine all the fun we will have. We have been missing each other so much and it has been too long. Cant wait to have you in my arms again. I love you dearly and I will keep loving you.

When you are done reading this, I know you will call, like you did after the last entry "when friends lie" and persuade me to forgive the "friend" cause its in your nature to do so. But not in mine! so Lets just say hello and say sweet things to each other, and let me handle my problems my way.

PS: Hope you come during summer...so you can walk around shirtless for me. BTW I have missed that Ass too :)

Love,

M.T

Metal scrub...

"I feel like fucking scrubbing the insides of my vagina out with a metal scrub for sleeping with you."

This was one of the parting shots of a blog entry which was dedicated to a dear, dear friend of ours. Of course my friend had a bad episode from this experience too, involving a budget hotel and having to fondling and lubing a candle. But back to the main 'ahem' thrust of the matter...

Firstly, it didn't bother him that you've had other dalliances, or that he knew the person that you were previously sleeping with or that you have serious mental problems. What did bother him was the fact that you thought that the person whom you were sleeping might have an std and YOU FAILED TO MENTION IT!!! You went for a checkup. Bully for you! But you went after the deed was done and mentioned it as a footnote. And that, I think would seriously freak anyone out.

Secondly... It was CONSENSUAL!!! You weren't raped nor were you made to feel like a whore as you eloquently put it... But that's fine ain't it??? But this makes you feel cheap??? Hmmm... And from what you've written, you obviously enjoyed it!!! Let's not deny that shall we? The whole " you engineered the situation " BS... Were you drunk? Were you not in control of your actions? Did he whisper sweet nothings in your ear and you were taken in by them? And knowing this boy like I do... He's not that sort darlin... Like you said, "I thought why the hell not because I thought we were going somewhere." You thought. Did you confirm this? Did you think sleeping with him would make it true? Obviously you did. So who's the manipulative shit here? Newsflash honey... Any single hotblooded male and some married ones... WILL NOT TURN DOWN A FREE RIDE!!! You read a lot of psychology and philosophical stuff right? What? You couldn't take it philosophically or you don't understand the id of the male animal??? Maybe you should start reading something a bit more fluff like Feist or something...

All things said maybe you should really start living with a metal scrub. Think about it... You get the pleasure you want, you get to inflict the pain on yourself and you can tell the whole world you're the victim...

Oh, and Prof Aapu, maybe you want to comment on your candle fondling experiences??? :P

Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

It's unfair to say that men spend their entire lives in pursuit of sex. That's simply not the case. We do, after all, have to eat.

- Nightwatch

When Friends Lie

Everyone lies. Husbands lie to their wives, employees lie to their bosses, children lie to their parents. And we all know that, and except it, in fact its the way of life. That makes us human. What happens when a friend lies? That's one thing we never expect. It usually becomes a big shocker when you find out your friend lied to you. When your parent lie to you, you somehow expected that from them. what would you really do when a friend lies. Or hide the truth from you. What would you do when a friend did something and doesn't tell you... A lie is when when you change the truth. But if you just don't mention the truth, pretend it never happened or still maybe happening behind your sad naive back. What would you do? What happens when the friend reads this starts wondering if you are referring to...oh I don't know. What If the friend panics and starts getting cold sweats, after reading this wondering if you know exactly what has been happening or if you are just suspecting something is happening and don't really know the details. What if the friend decides to come clean? Would you smile and say I always knew...or would you say How could you look me in the eye every time we met and took me for a fool...or would you walk away in disappointment cause you are just lost for words?

Either way...you are screwed FRIEND.

Muhahaha

TOT of The Day
"To sit alone with my conscience
Will be judgement enough for me"

Charles William Stubbs

BY,
M.T

DON'T Doubt My ReasonS To Wanting To Have SEX With David Boreanaz

I know I have Been too obvious abt my dying need to have sex with David Boreanaz before I die. Everyone keeps asking me why. I cant really seem to explain WHY. I gave it some thought...The best I could do is to tell HOW BAD I would like to. I would like to have wild meaningless sex, and if I do get pregnant and I happen to have octuplets (8 babies) all natural delivery without epidural. I would Pray so hard that My vagina heals fast so I can go have sex with him AGAIN! Gross? well you needed to know right. Now you know.

My Luck....

Never had any, Never will. with the weather, with the men. Oh well at least with the men.
I Travel all the way to the heart of Tokyo thinking I will have Japanese Men all over me. I was wrong My 'curse' as my friends nicely put it seems to be real. The first Man i encounter who cant seem to get his eyes off me is a White guy...a French even. I don't think I have ever mentioned how I usually avoid the French with all my might! yesterday morning saw one. I was totally put off by the accent and avoided eye contact.

Until Last afternoon while having a smoke outside the hotel. I realized what a so not French looking...rather a Italian /French/American/hot/tight ass/stubble/compact/sexy....Ok got the point?! well what the heck I thought at least the opposite species actually thinks you are pretty enough to stop for a whole of 68 seconds till you actually look him in the eye, lose control of your face muscle to smile back(little giggle) like a school girl. Bloody Shame on you M.T. WE DON'T GIGGLE!! How could you let yourself go like that? Shame Shame...stubble/tight ass/sexy. Oh fuck STOP!STOP!

The weather is fucked so is my so called vacation...12 degrees. rain and nipples showing through every bra I have tried. have not left the Hotel. Sad but will over come that with alcohol very soon. So till more news...M.T signing off from COLD COLD TOKYO.

A Tribute ....To the 1 and Only MARK ANTHONY

If you grew up in the 80's and 90's than you will be a Fan. There is no way you saw a Tamil, Malayalam or Telugu movie and didn't know or even worship Raghuvaran. He was the first Villain that the guys wanted to be like and the girls wanted to sleep with! He was the villain to make a movie reach its potential, stole the show from the fucking ugly heroes, and made Tamil movie watching, actually fun.

May you rest in peace, and if there is such a thing as a villain heaven...babe you
will be God!




Raghuvaran (December 11, 1948 - March 19, 2008)

M.T
AND
NIGHTWATCH

Warming up- Don't judge me ppl

How do we perceive Breast? I was in a flight to Munich one day and there was a woman with a few month old baby. couple of hours in the plane, she suddenly lifted up her blouse and took out her huge sagging breast out and fed the baby. She never tried to be discreet about it. she was even flaunting her breast, in fact i realised when coming back from the loo, she had the other breast exposed when it was not being 'used'. Like she was begging people to watch. I was Disgusted.

That day it got me thinking about a few years back, we were visiting some family and they were showing us pictures of their daughter's trip to the states, cause they are proud of her..blah blah. anyway i was flipping through the album when there was a picture of the daughter out of the water topless! wow how proud must the parents be actually they were very proud. just when i thought maybe not all of then are crazy and immoral. a few years later the was a home video of 3 generations of family going to an island close by during the summer vacations and guess what the grandmother and mother where topless. while the father and son-in-law are there too.

While discussing this with a friend he said, he doesn't see anything wrong with the picture. cause a woman's breast is a very natural thing, and we should take it to be proud to be topless. So i asked him if he thought the mother-in-law being topless lying there to get a tan is not a slightest bit weird? he said no. Its not a A sexual thing at all was his argument. The breast is not a sexual organ and its OK for women to be topless wherever or in front of whoever they want, its not as if like you are showing your vagina.

Point taken, so bottom line is men never look at women's breast cause they are NOT attracted to breasts. A men only gets a hard on when he sees a vagina. I wonder maybe that's why they have topless women in all of the newspaper and magazines in Europe. cause no one is jerking off. I have been so naive. so, I turn around to him and said if i showed my breasts right now you are actually telling me you will not get excited at all in a sexual way? he asked if we could change the topic and begged me not to show anything to him at least not in public. I wonder why, he didn't wanna see my breasts when it will so not effect our friendship cause the breast is a very natural organ of the human body.

So i thought i will do an simple experiment. I will like to show my breast to selected men to see if they get sexually excited. Than at the end i will sum up the average score and update you readers whether the Europeans where always right or its just an excuse for the men to fucking look and for the bitches to show!

So here are the criteria for the experiment application.

A)Sexually active healthy Men
B)Age 20-40
C)European
D)Average looking is good enough(that is so i don't mind showing my breast)

Pls email us a picture of yourself, and we might just choose you to be a candidate for our experiment.

Been too long

Can't even remember the last entry. Lot has happened since the last blabbering. Tragedy came and left. Lost someone close and dear. Too young, too small, too delicate. Everyone has moved on. To my disgust, Even those were personally involved. Where else I am still hearing little foot steps at the door. High pitch voice ringing in my head. Can't stop tearing every time something reminds me of the angel whom I was blessed to meet and love for a while. Life has to move on, I keep hearing. Others just talk about things that don't interest me to make me forget. Not sure if they wanna help me forget or are trying to avoid the pain themselves. Some have even been insensitive. Preferred to gossip about the mishap than, than honouring the privacy of moaners.

Either way life goes on...

PS: appreciate friends not to read this and call me to ask me shit, whats all this about and etc... no offence but some of you suck at trying to find out whats going on someones mind or even comforting for the matter.

So do me a favour, fucking stop commenting and the bloody need to know on every fuck thing I write, and say. Cause I don't fucking care what shit you say or write about. I can't fucking have a reason for every shit I do. Yours Noses out of my arse might be encouragement to actually start writing again.


Cheers,
M.T

New Tattoo!!!

After agonizing for 5 years, yes it's been that long since I had my first tattoo done, I stepped into a tattoo parlor and had my second tat done. Two hours and forty five mins of agony... But in the end it was all worth it! Still not complete just yet. A lil bit more work to be done. Next tat, shoulders or wrists??? Hmmm, decisions, decisions...

Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

Life hurts more than death, when you die the pain is gone.

-Nightwatch

Policeman vs. Fireman

Ramblings of a disconnected mind...

The world spun off its axis, and still we waited.
The night grew light, not a sound did we make.
The storm battered the walls, fury unabated.
The heavens tore asunder, no vision moved us.
We stood in the eye of a maelstrom, the calm before the storm. We walked the void, marveling its emptiness.
A thousand suns seared our flesh, and still we did not care.
We walked among the fires and marvelled at the flames.
We played with the devils and sang with the angels never acknowledging the taint.

Till next time, Our thought for the day,

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

-Nightwatch

Remembrance

If I were to disappear one day,

Would you remember me?

Or would I be lost in procession of other thoughts,

Pushed out from the mind if not in sight?

Would you remember me,

If I disappeared into the night?

Lost in the darkness,

Never found in the light?

Would you remember the way I looked at u?

Would you remember the way my skin felt on yours?

Or the way my smile lit up your day?

Would you remember the words spoken?

Or the endless dinners enjoyed and attended?

Would remember the way your hand felt in mine?

Or the kisses shared through the night?

Would you remember the way your head nestled on my shoulder?

Or the way we planned a life together?

Would you reminisce about me to your friends?

Would you remember me if I were to disappear one day…

Till next time, Our thought for the day,

In the end we will not remember the insults of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.


-Nightwatch

Donald getting it on!!!

Job Hopper

I admit, I job hop quite a bit. Can't stay put in a place for more than a year at most. Why you ask? Probably because I have A.D.D... LoL. But seriously, looking at the current working conditions in our island nation, loyalty is not appreciated anymore... How many places actually offer a permanent position? Hardly any... Everything is on a contractual basis or out sourced. And where does that leave a poor schmuck like me? Up the creek without a paddle that's where... So if I get a better deal or a higher salary I'm out the door. Like now, just got a new job... And I've only been with my current company for two and a half months. Longer hours and all, but if it pans out I'll be making nearly twice my current take home salary. It's all about the bottom line now days or as I like to say, " Show me the Ishaks"... :D

Till next time, Our thought for the day,

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him, 'Whose?'

-Nightwatch

American Association of professors' university

Hi , Im new to this blog, but im not new to this group.
Ive been a loyal visitor to this blog ever since i heard about it. Any way let me intro myself im aapu! hmm! thats wat they call me. The reason behind this is im the member of the Americian Association of profrssors' university. ;)

Right now im on a new assignment i will write more after the research and operation are done.

Till then see u ...

Aapu

Marudhanayagam Trailer

Muhammed Yusuf Khan

So here is a trailer of a movie that never got completed...


For some reason that can't be revealed, a member of the TMNT(MMNT) has been named 'Muhammed Yusuf Khan'. He on the other hand didn't like the name at first. So I thought it was my job to enlighten him, what a cool name this is and that there was a 'Muhammed Yusuf Khan' in the Indian history, and that it was even almost a Movie. So hope you like this bro...enjoy!

Maruthanayagam Pillai was born 1725 in the village of Panaiyur, in Rammnad 'country' in a Hindu farming family of the Pillai Vella caste. Being too restless in his youth, he left his native village, to make a living as a domestic hand at the residence of the French Governor Monsr. Jacques Law, in Pondicherry. It was here he befriended another French, who later became captain of the French force under Yusuf Khan in Madurai.

Yusuf Khan's military career started during the Carnatic Wars. He became a mercenary and fought alongside the French in the siege of Arcot in 1751. Robert Clive, impressed by the charges Yusuf Khan led against the battlements of Arcot, recruited him — and Yusuf Khan put his Nellore sepoys and cavalry at the disposal of the English. Over the next decade, as the Company fought the French in the Wars of the Carnatic, it was Yusuf Khan's guerrilla tactics, repeatedly cutting the French lines of supply, that did the French in, particularly during Lally's siege of Madras in 1758. Lally was to later describe the role of the Nellore Subedar's sepoys in these words: "They were like flies, no sooner beat off from one part, they came from another."
Under Major Stringer Lawrence , he was trained in the European method of warfare and his natural talent in military tactics and strategy blossomed to its full potential. By 1760 he had reached the zenith of his career as the 'all-conquering' military commandant. (A few years earlier he had been given the rank of 'Commandant of Company's sepoys'). His greatest supporter during this period was George Pigot, the English governor in Madras.

Yusuf Khan was held in very high esteem even after his death by the English and in their opinion he was one of the two great military geniuses India had ever produced; the other being Hyder Ali of Mysore. Yusuf Khan was regarded for his strategy and Hyder Ali for his speed. Major General Sir. John Malcolm said of him almost a fifty years later,"Yusuf Khan was by far the bravest and ablest of all the native soldiers ever to serve the English in India".

Tamil actor Kamal Haasan and SirErshad Raja and Mohan Rao - renown writer and thinker did "Maruthanayagam" portraying this character in English, French, and Tamil languages.Director by Raghavendar Rao and Music by Shivarama kirshnan.But for various reasons shooting for the movie has stopped.

You will be missed...

It's been a long, long weekend... For those of you who don't know, my paternal grandmother passed away on Thursday. After all the bickering, the wake was set for three days, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Me being the night bird I am, volunteered for the night shift. It was an interesting three nights... I got to see sides of my cousins, uncles and aunties I've never seen before. The stories which were shared, the reminiscing, the antics which we resorted to trying to stay awake three nights running, all the while remembering and honoring the memory of Amachi, as everyone called her. I admit, I don't have many memories of her as I was raised by my maternal grandmother and far closer to my mum's side of the family. But the memories I do have are of her always smiling and telling stories. I've had my arguments, but then again didn't we all? But when I saw her on her deathbed all was forgiven and forgotten. I admit, it broke my heart, seeing this small, petite woman, who singlehandedly raised 6 children after grandfather's death. Here's to you granny, rest in peace, You will be missed...

Till next time, Our thought for the day,

Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.

-Nightwatch

We're 1!!!

It's hard to believe that it's been a year since M.T and I started this blog. We may not be the most prolific of writers, but hey! We get by. :) Let's recap... It's been an eventful year. New friends made, bad hats dropped. Shared laughter, wept tears, lost loves, awesome sex :P, drinks shared among friends and family, watching the antics of Cyrus so vocal all of a sudden. Where does all that time go? Well, here's to another year of blogging and sharing our lives with u. And to all of our 10 readers, thanks for taking the time! Cheers!

Till next time, Our thought for the day,

All we can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!

-Nightwatch

Movie one liners that we can't forget

Some of my Favourite one liners...which we kinda of still use. If the situation is right.

Here are some examples when you can use them...

Situation 1. When you or someone else has done something unacceptable

Situation 2. When you are misunderstood

Situation 3. When you just wanna irritate the hell of someone. (It works for crazy crazy sadistic man, in fact he created this one liner, way before Prakash Raj did)

Situation 4. When someone thinks he is greater than everyone









Situation 5. When people think its tasking for you to understand them

Situation 6. When there is a competition going on. (even playing poker will do)

Situation 7. When someone has been too patient with his enemy

BY

M.T

Updates from Deutschland

Why can't we vacation in Australia? Where the guys are hot and the sun is warm!

Its been 5 days since arriving in the land of the cold(summer my arse). Finally we see the sun.Don't know how long it will last. It felt good to be outside to have a smoke without shivering and freezing one's ass. Smoking menthol in a cold country doesn't help either. Today we visited a castle called Lichtenstein. Cyruz is very into castle, kings and knights lately. At least he got something form me:) So I wanted him to visit the first castle I went to, which was Lichtenstein. He was very excited obviously, and kept looking for the King, and the Knights and didn't understand why were there only empty armours and no knights. I guess that will take a while before he understand that they don't exist anymore. I mean he is 4. Unlike some idiots I have had dreadfully met, think that most Germans do live in castles! Than again they are partially right. Most Germans try to live like they are royals, but just not in castles thankfully. Its 8.30pm here, while everyone at home are cuddled in bed. I better get going it's time for dinner. Did I mention that usually when you dine at home you get cold food?! Its bad enough the weather sucks can't they at least cook their food?

Signing off from the very cold Deutschland,

M.T

We' ll miss u!!!

M.T is going on a 3 week hiatus to Deutschland to see her kith and kin... Damn!!! She hasn't left yet and we already miss her. No sitting at her balcony and bitchin bout everything under da sun, meeting for dinner round her place, no watching Cyrus doing his take on the moves from "Stomp the Yard"and no watching M.T screaming at Cyrus while he does his 'acting his age' antics for the next 3 weeks!!! *Sobz* Come back soon M.T! Then all of us will come over and booze on the new consignment of vodka you bring back! :)

Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

Love is rarer than genius itself. And friendship is rarer than love.

- Nightwatch

Reflections...

Been looking into the mirror lately and I find I don't recognise the person in it. I've always thought of myself as a sweet guy, 'one of the girls' sort, always up for a laugh, show me the party and I'm there, devil may care attitude, all the razzle and dazzle, a comfort and fun to have around sort of guy. But I've realised that that person barely exists anymore. I'm more cynical, world weary, paranoid, quicker to anger, more prone to being in the pits and I find that my soul is stained by a darkness, a rage which never was there before. Maybe it's growing older, seeing and doing things I never thought I would which have marked me. For better or worse? I don't know. I feel like I'm falling into an abyss. But I know I'm blessed as well. For those of you who know me I'm still in the pink of health after all the abuse I put my body through *grinz*. A family which still wants me to come up in life and loves me unconditionally even after everything I've done. Friends who have my back and believe me, I've got yours. In case you don't know who you, are a big shout out to M.T and Karadi. I love you guys man. And most importantly to Muffin, who showed me the dark, ravening beast which exists in me. Thank you for showing me a side I never knew existed.

Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.

- Nightwatch

Parkathe From Gentleman

Significan Moments Part 2

Right than I felt I was in a cave, the silence was so loud it hurt. I looked across the room and met my mom's eyes. She shook her head in embarrassment. That very moment I thought my utter most fantasy might come tru, she might actually disown me. I gave a delightful smile and turned to look at the extreme die hard christian fanatics in the room, doubtful about any invitations for any family events in the future coming my way. Yet another Fantasy of mine for a longest time. I heard a 60 year old " Amma Nalla thaan iruntichi paake(yes it looked nice), he can be MY Gentleman he he!" . Everyone were laughing and there goes my fantasy. No disowning that night, future invitations to meaningless family gatherings on the way. Just because a 60 year old shared my sentiments for a nice pair of ass. Flushed! simply flushed down the toilet. That night was a significant moment in its own sad way. I found out wrinkly old grannies appreciate a nice ass too, I should never scream out during the end of a song(which I am still working on BTW, this explains why normally the whole club knows I have to pee when I try to scream to Nightwatch). So Here's to Arjun's Ass, "Gentleman" the movie, hard to forget after an event like this.

Cheers,

M.T

My Significant moments

Tamil movies...Mr crazy crazy man makes fun of the fact how I always complain about Tamil movies but watch it whenever i get the chance. Why do i watch Tamil movies, i serious don't know, maybe because it was great entertainment when you are broke and for 3 hours you have something to do...like bitch for an example. it was a Thursday and Friday nite tradition when SBC showed two parts of Tamil movies in the 80's. used to remember Friday mornings feeling sleepy and talking about the first half of the movie during classes. I still haven't figured out why they split the the movies into two days. maybe just maybe because...MM simply cause they CAN AND THERES NOTHING WE COULD DO ABT IT!? oh those days, I had a great talent with Tamil movies, i can watch a movie and forget the title and especially the songs. most of my friends where great with the songs they could hear a beat and tell which movie its from. I on the other hand remember a movie when there is something meaningful or significant. for example. those days wanna watch Tamil movies ? you go to Hoover theatre. My Tamil movie addict cousin drags me to watch a movie. after two bus and 1.30hrs, 6 songs 3 fights much tears, and whistles from lonely foreign workers, on the bus way back home everyone were talking about the songs they like, the costumes they liked... etc. so i thought i should say something too. I said "dame this Arjun has an ass to die for, he wearing the see tru white veshti and bending down to knead the dough, is the best part of the movie. he must be working out, cause the boy has a tight ass! that was the last time my cousins and i ever went to watch Tamil movies together. that was my significant moment... Arjun's tight ass. A year later, at a wedding they were playing a song. People went crazy, everyone started dancing, so i asked my cousin which movie? and he tried ex planing to me the best he could, no bells rang. Finally my cousin said " white veshti, nalla satti.. mahvu penenchaan da!" Just when the song was ending. There was a moment of silence, I remembered the significant moment of the movie, it all came back to me and I shouted "AHMMA DA SUPERR SATTI ILLA?!"

M.T

2 B contd

Get over it!!!

What is it with some people? It's been a year now? You've got a new job, a new hair do, a new love interest, a new 'perspective' on life etc, etc? Let it go man... Aren't you tired of grinding the same beans? To put it another way, I am no one's whipping boy. If you got issues go get professional help. Stop whining and taking a holier than thou attitude. Don't blame me man. Even your friends think you need it a better half to complete you. That's not my fault. I don't give a rat's ass what any of your friends think nor do I care, but you obviously do. Where were all these friends when you were dating me by the way? Never did hear about them or see them. Now it seems like everyone knew the relationship was doomed from the get go and you were being heroic and trying to prove them wrong... Hmmm... Ooh, look everyone!!! A martyr!!! Like you said you never were in my league, maybe you should aim lower, not higher. There may be someone out there who is just like you, someone who would rather blog their feelings then sit down and talk about them. Keeping it real you know... LoL... Go get laid darling, have a good fuck and get it out of your system... But then again... you have ta participate for best results, lying like a corpse just doesn't do it for some... Sure as hell didn't do it for me... But hey, can't blame a guy for trying to get a reaction...

Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

The Kindergarten Theory for sex :
If you can't play with your toys properly, you get them taken away.

- Nightwatch

The What type of MAN turns you on Test

Your Score: Tough guy

You scored 75% masculine, 70% athletic, 36% exotic, and 43% refined!

You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel.

M.T

Happy working...

I hate my job!!! Actually it's not so much hate, but more of apathy. I have never been much of a deskbound person, and to me this job is as interesting as watching paint dry... I miss doing desktop support!!! The ability to move around and meet new people face to face. To be able to perform my duties at my own pace as long as its within the deadline. To be able to slack every now and then on the job. Not have someone looking over your shoulder all the time. I admit I'm a slacker every now and then... Who isn't? This is getting to me... Before I go postal like Michael Douglas in Falling Down I better start finding a new job...

Till next time,

Our thought of the day,

"This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers." - Clerks

-Nightwatch

So It Was William After All...SHOCKING!!!

Most of you would have heard or seen the hottest reality TV game show, 'Yo Momma' on MTV, created and hosted by Wilmer Valderrama from the 70's show. One day while watching, it got me thinking...who or where did the 'Yo Momma' jokes come from? so I went online and digged out something interesting.

In the early 90's there was a hip hop band called The Pharcyde's that released a track tittled...you guessed it"Ya Momma". So at the out come of that, "Your mom" jokes became common in North American pop culture in the early nineties. Of all these years frequently used in playful banter between friends, The Biggest Hidden fact was The Phracyde's where not actually the first to start "Yo Momma".

Although this may appear to be a recent phenomenon, one can trace its roots far back in history. Indeed, William Shakespeare appears to utilize such a device in Act I Scene 1 of Timon of Athens.

Painter: "Y'are a dog."

Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

Here are some of my favourite Ugly "yo Momma" jokes.

1. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.


2. Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!


3. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


4. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras.


5. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Tot Of the day:

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Rudyard Kipling

M.T