The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead."
cheers, M.T
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Saturday, January 13, 2007
The Editors of WEREINITFORTHE$$$
"Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;But do not dull thy palm with entertainmentOf each new-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade."
-William Shakespeare
-Mother Teresa
Friday, January 12, 2007
I ERNIE
ya ok I admit shamelessly I am bloody addicted to tis shit...Dam u Eric!!!
Than again this result suits me well i must say.
Than again this result suits me well i must say.
You are Ernie. You are fun, friendly, and popular. You are a real crowd pleaser. You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and children are important to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.
hehehe
M.T
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Am I beautiful?
Went for M.T's 5th wedding anniversary the other day... The man of the night looked dashing and the lady of the night... Well honestly if I didn't know her I would have thought that she was one of the guests. Come on!!! It was her night!!! But no, two idiots has to try upstage her. One decided that loud is beautiful. Lord!!! Was she loud!!! All glittery things and enough makeup to smother a newborn... Did I mention she was a wearing a broad pearl choker? Darling you gotta have a neck to carry off something like that...But the overall effect... At best tacky... At worst cheap... Come on!!! You knew what the bride was wearing and you decide to outshine her? Shame on you!!! And the other one... If looks could kill, the bride would probably have been run over by a trailer more than once. She basically thrust herself into everyone's faces and demanded to be acknowledged as the prettiest in the room. Woe be to anyone who thought or said that the bride looked good. The look of disgust given would have made you think that you were a beggar with no class or distinction to have thought, let alone say anything to that effect. The jealousy was so pronounced that everyone noticed. If you were so disgusted by her success, why did you come for the party? To spew vitriol? To accuse your "best" friend of having nothing and marrying rich to get where she is? Nuff said... And how did the bride look that nite? Simple, elegant, captivating and totally stunning without the need for extravagant outfits or over the top makeup. You rock gurl!!!
Oh and by the way... I'm Share Bear... *grrr*
Till next time,
Our thought for the day,
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
- Nightwatch
Care-a-Lot ?
Being bored came across tis care bear website. you can actually take a bloddy stupid test to find out what bear are you. So i did it like an idiot...and tis is the answer Tenderheart bear! No way thats nasty, why dont they have kick ur ass bear or slap you silly bear...oh well anyway, Not forgettin, I asked a kothe friend of mind who actually belives she is a care bear herself to do the test...lol she is a Grumpy bear! haha oh was she pissed...miss goody two shoes isnt nice bear after all lol. (Tenderheart's best friend is Grumpy bear? No way i would rather get eaten up by a grissly bear in a forest while taking a piss in the bush)
Tenderheart is a loving and lovable bear who knows lots about helping others share their feelings. By helping people show they care, Tenderheart Bear helps spread love and make it grow. He wears the perfect symbol for his job on his tummy—a heart.
Caring Mission:
Shows people how to care.
Symbol:
His heart symbol represents his famous loving care.
Personality:
Caring and kind.
Character Quirk:
He's a real daredevil in any vehicle from a skateboard to a cloudmobile.
Color:
Brown.
Best Friend:
Grumpy Bear
Relationship Challenge:
Helping Funshine Bear know when it's the wrong time to joke.
Motto:
Nobody cares like a bear!
M.T
ToT of the mth
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a paralleluniverse.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
.30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
M.T
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a paralleluniverse.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
.30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
M.T
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Welcome New Year
My new year wishes...mmh lets see
1. Be nicer to people ( crap )
2. To get driving license
3. Try to have sex at least 5 times tis year( with 5 different people )
4. Start a hobby that involves sex toys
5. Date people above 26
6. Meet friends more often
7. Try to drink at least 5 classes of water a day
8. Avoid crazy bitches who cant stop bitching
A.C
1. Be nicer to people ( crap )
2. To get driving license
3. Try to have sex at least 5 times tis year( with 5 different people )
4. Start a hobby that involves sex toys
5. Date people above 26
6. Meet friends more often
7. Try to drink at least 5 classes of water a day
8. Avoid crazy bitches who cant stop bitching
A.C
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