Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Wiser / stronger

Sometimes we hold on to the past too long. Most times we are stupid to forget the mistakes made too soon. When do we know when it's time to let go the misery and learn from our mistakes? I wish I knew the answer to that. I guess you go with what you feel right now. If you are miserable still, than it's time to move on. It's time to forgive the dick for the harm he has caused and It's definately time to forgive yourself for being naive.
There is no need to forget what has been done. This will make you stronger but to forgive...this will make you wiser.

Just saying...:-)
M.T

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

I want to grow up to be Denny Crane!


They left out Unbelievably rich, a 70 plus years old Lech, gets away with pretty much anything, but besides that the picture says it all!

Till next time,

Our thoughts for the day,

Weird people are like chocolate cake... Some people can't handle the richness...

-Nightwatch

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

The pigeon whisperer strikes again

After school...

4 irritating kids Quacking their heads off at some ducks by the river.

Crazy Kids : QUack Quack Quack....

Poor Me : why are you so quiet? Why aren't you quacking at the ducks with your crazy friends?

Brat : I can't... Sorry

Poor Me : ok... Why not?

Brat : I don't speak Duck. Sorry.

Poor Me : Reaaallllyyy Brat ?! Have you Really decided to offically ruin my life and send me to the loony bin?!

Brat : I don't know what you are talking about. I'm telling you the truth, I don't speak DUCK!

Poor Me : (looking up to the sky) why lord..WHY? Why ME ?!!!!

Brat : Good Question!

M.T

Monday, February 07, 2011

Why I love men

1. You never have to ask for space. They give you more than you need!

2. The way to their heart is through their stomach (some say penis) I agree with both.

3. They never say no when you wanna get drunk and they never find it disgusting when you puke all over them.

4. As long you let them scratch their balls in private, they let you nag about your Period cramps in public.

5. They don't need you to tell them if they look good. They don't really care and They NEVER NEVER ask you if they look Fat.

Tot of the day ...
I will suck at being a lesbian!

Peace out
M.T