Hope this makes you happy

Someone has been disappointed that I have never mentioned him or said a funny story about him in the blog since we started writing. The other day he mentioned How Disappointed he was that I never got inspired by him. This were his exact words. "I used to make you cry, and even laugh at times. I thought I was your Muse at least interesting enough to write or at least vent about, have you taken me out of your life entirely, don't I exist in your little Psycho world anymore you cold hearted bitch?" My answer to him was "I thought you didn't want the whole world to know you are an ass hole? ok I Mean the 5 ppl who read the blog to knw at least"

Since you insist... here goes. What can I write about you? Where shall I start? How about the time when you took enough courage to speak to me for the first time. Or the time when you laughed at me when I tripped and fell flat on my face in front of the whole class and you said to your loser friends "I guess she has fallen for me!" I can keep going on. There are just too many memories we share and there are many that will be always sacred to the both of us. To tell you the truth I have learnt to appreciate you more now, than I ever did before. The way you make me laugh, how you have never failed to be a friend I can depend on even when I push you away. I love the thought that we spent almost our whole life time together, we can start conversation with, do you remember when we...Most of all, I have always appreciated and have been attracted to your biggest strength. Honesty. If I might add, That's Fucking Sexy! There I said it Happy?

Chinky...my love, You the bomb.

M.T

CHRIS BROWN IS AH NEH (Click link on the left to be convinced?)

Jason : how the fuck did u survive without the net?

M.T : unlike you morons, i do read

King kong : when she says moron she means you Jas

Jason : look who is talking, the last time you had a book in your hands bush senior was president.

M.T : I think he just had in his hands, he never read it.

King Kong : Chicks dig guys who dont read

Jason : Oh god here we go again

King Kong : you think all these Rapper guys read ? Hell NO!

M.T : I think they are around them cause they have $$ not cause they dont read

King Kong : I am not talking only abt the Groupies, 4 example you think janet jackson has no money and has to date jermaine to buy her tampons? cant be for looks either, they guy looks like a toad!

Jason : makes sense and i am sure jermaine has not read a book in his life. I also dont think Janet jackson needs tampons any more. Definitely menopausal.

M.T : Definitely menopausal

King Kong : see i am right. I think the black chicks are little like Akka. They like dumb guys, possessive guys, guys who act like gangsters.

Jason : for example ?

King Kong : For example believe or not Chris Brown is a Ah Neh

M.T : haha, shit he is rite.

Jason : that doesnt make Rihana a Akka does it? She called the cops on his ass rite?

M.T : sure it does, Ya she did call the cops and all but she also did mention that it wasnt the first time he hit her, so as long she stayed after the 1st hit, she is a Akka.

King Kong : see now you believe me. Rihana is a Akka plays victim and Chris Brown is a macho Ahneh.

Jason : shit i didnt knw that part. what kind of a stupid bitch stays around to find out if he will hit her again or not

M.T : Akkas?

King Kong : Akkas

M.T : haha, on a serious note I never tot you wld ever come up with something smart like that.

King Kong : bitch

Jason : I feel sad for these girls man, why do they think its ok to be hit around like a punching bag. Arent there not enough gd man?

King Kong : well there are few bro, but they turn gay like you...hehehe

M.T : I wld have loved to experience a relationship with an Ah Neh at least once in my life. So sad. With my curse and all it never happened. sob...

King Kong : actually thank god for that. I can already imagine visiting you in prison for manslaughter. Any poor Ah neh cld have not even fantasize abt hitting you, you wld have chopped his dick off and mailed it to his mother, for raising him wrong.

Jason : so true bro, thats a crazzzyyyy Bitch!

M.T : Bastards