Semper crescis, Aut decrescis...

A friend of ours recently put up a shoutout in facebook. Not in any language used in Singapore by the way, but in latin. Here it is in it's full latin glory,

Semper crescis
Aut decrescis
Vita detestabilis
Nunc obdurat
Et tunc curat
Ludo mentis aciem
Nunc obdurat
Et tunc curat
Ludo mentis aciem
Egestatem
Potestatem
Dissolvit ut glaciem

M.T and Prof Aapu were so puzzled by it they callled me up and requested I research it and get the translation. And this my friends, is the translation.

O Fortune,
like the moon,
you are changeable,
ever waxing,
and waning.
Hateful life,
first oppresses,
and then soothes,
as fancy takes it.
Poverty and power,
it melts them like ice.

Apparently these lyrics have by and large been plundered from Carl Orff's Carmina Burana and used by a band called Era in one of their songs. We have just one question... Why in the name of all that is remotely logical could she not put it in simple, bloody english??? Newsflash! It does not not make you alluring, mysterious or even remotely sexy! It just makes people think you're looking down on them.Grow up man! Live in the real world. Stop thinking life is predestined... We write our own destiny! And just to prove we're as smart as you we're replying in kind!!! So there!!! Nyah! Nyah! :P

Sors immanis
et inanis
rota tu volubilis
status malus
vana salus
semper dissolubilis
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris

Our thought for the day,

The moon may kiss the stars so high, the sun may kiss the bright blue sky.The dew may kiss the morning grass, But you my friend, can kiss my ass.

-Nightwatch

- Fate, monstrous

- and empty,
- you whirling wheel,
- you are malevolent,
- well-being is vain
- and always fades to nothing,
- shadowed
- and veiled
- you plague me too;
- now through the game
- I bring my bare back
- to your villainy.

The only excuse to be not so clever is, if you are white

Have you ever notice when you listen to white ppl ( PLS note that I have the decency to acknowledge the whites as all, white Scottish, English AMERICANS, GERMANS, FRENCH...etc)talk about Asians they don't mean us or the rest of us. When the whites for example say 'hey they are showing an Asian movie" or when they say " do they play Asian music in the clubs?" They don't mean the Turkish or the Pakistanis or not even the Russians. They mean the Chinese. White ppl don't consider or rather have no idea how fucking BIG Asia is. This is how small Asia is for them...Korea, HongKong, Taiwan and of cause our ever favourite China. So basically if you have no eye lid you are an Asian and rest of us ...are 'others'. How the fuck is it that Asia is the world's largest and most populous continent, and there are only 4 countries in it? Not also forgetting that we cover 60% of the world's current human population. That Definitely is possible with 4 countries. Sorry Sorry I left out Japan I stand corrected they also consider Japan as an Asian country, all thanks to The Karate kid. Poor Mr Miyagi had to play that bloody character 4 times (including the next karate kid, oh god.) so the Americans can get it. How many times do we have to use Aiswarya the Naai, to get it through their head?! Please you dumb fucks get it already cause I can't see the bitch 1 more time myself. I am sure my brown sisters will agree with me, we don't want a skinny white, colored eyed bitch representing Indian(Asian by the way) beauty. FUCK YOU Aiswarya, thanks to you, no ass holes believe we are Indians when we travel. Oh and those who Know a little about Asia, act as if they know more than they do. Met a German guy 1st time at his place, he shakes my hand and says...


German asshole : "do you speak English?"
pretty me : "yes I do",
German asshole : "good. cause I don't speak Hindi."

WTF!!! ( not only he knows I am from Singapore obviously I Speak English, and he knows that i am Indian, both Places where the bloody English were!! not that i am proud of it. My horror is I should be asking him if he speaks English. When did his Grandmother get her Vagina deflowered my an English "gentleman"?!.

Pretty me : "Neither do I asshole"
German asshole : "sorry what?"
Pretty me : " NEITHER DO I!"
German asshole: " What is your language""
Pretty me : " My mother tongue is Tamil"
German asshole : " Oh I see"
Pretty Me : no you don't as if you knw what tamil is
German Asshole :"How many languages are there?"
Pretty me : "About 20 at least I guess"
German asshole: "OH............Pls come in to the living room"
Pretty me : "of cause, after you, dummes Schwein"

The highlight of this is his kid's godmother is supposedly Indian. Good job asshole on researching on your kids godmother's country and culture!

Anyways back to White ppl are not so clever. So from now on whoever is reading this (applies to Asians only) shall take the responsibilities upon themselves. I don't care where you come from...Vietnam, Maldives or Cyprus. You meet a white person introduce yourself name, country and CONTINENT!!! specify the CONTINENT. Eventually one day...in 300 hundred years perhaps if the world survives, global warming, starvation, nuclear wars. The white ppl will get it and decide to take a peek at the world map. Just a peek will do.

ps: You can't fix stupid

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M.T