A "Fine" City...

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Death by Mammaries

This post is rated NC 16.
Minors not allowed.
This means you Little Turtle!!!

Last Friday, Prof Aapu, M.T, Mrs Nightwatch aka Little Turtle and myself got together to celebrate M.T's short R&R back in Singapore.. As usual that meant trying to get as high as possible in as short a time as possible. A friend of mine was saying he was spinning rock at BarNone and that the band performing there was pretty decent. Since M.T and I are both huge rock fans we decided to go and check out the scene. So the bunch of us met at Marriott at 11pm all ready to party. We walked in... And found out BarNone had moved! And the new place, Dragonfly was a chink joint which played chink music all night. That put a damper right then... However, us being the resourceful people we are immediately came up with a new plan! We decided we wanted to be surrounded by hookers and overweight, old white, horny men. You guessed it boys and girls, we made our merry way to Brix. After paying the cover of $25 per person, we went in and our wildest dreams were fulfilled... NOT!!! Every male in the club immediately started tracking M.T and Little Turtle with their eyes, what was running through their minds wasn't difficult to guess but I'm keeping an open mind... :P Prof Aapu decided to tour the place and we ended up showcasing the ladies to a lot of very, very dirty old men... Well behaved but still dirty old men. Finally, we found a table and got our drinks. Word of advise, if you're not gonna buy the hookers a drink, go to the serving areas of the bar cuz they sure ain't gonna give you place to place your order. So as we sat there having our very weak, and I mean weak drinks. I came out with a new plan, Chimes, more specifically Le Baroque. There was a brief argument as to where to go to but M.T and I won out in the end. It's good to have powerful friends... Hehehehe. So after finishing our drink, we made our way to Le Baroque. For those of you whom haven't been there go check it out. The band, The Shaggys play there and they are awesome!!! The drinks are pretty reasonably priced. And that's where we saw them, those weapons of mass destruction. Prof Aapu, M.T and I went out to smoke and that's when I spotted this phillipina chick rushing out of the club and good lord was she overflowing!!! And she wasn't wearing a push up!!! We were amazed! Back in the club Prof Aapu and I were discussing the phenomena and came to the conclusion if she were a cow whichever village she was from would never want for milk... And that's when we came to another discovery, she was sitting behind us, allowing us to scrutinize those jugs in depth... After a while a white boy picked her up, and we were commenting on the fact that if he was suffocated by her he'd die happy. So after all the usual knockers jokes Prof Aapu and I went for another where we analysed the possibilites of how she got those double D's and came to the conclusion that she got them from her mama... :D We then proceeded to Insomnia. By this time, Little Turtle who thought she could drink like a fish, found out there she was more of a hamster and was more than a little tipsy had to go to the toilet... Where some ugly white bitch had the audacity to comment I looked like a stalker. *Sigh* Anyways... Gotta go, next update, Ops Peru 2nd anniversary celebrations... Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

No Matter how big you think you are in this world, at the end of the day everybody still has to wipe their own ass.

-Nightwatch