We're in it for the $$$: July 2008

As much as we hate and criticize Tamil cinema. We still watch them. Why ? cause its part of the Indian culture. We believed in the 70's that Rajini could fight of 15 bad guys. In the 80's we believed when villain actually lives in a studio 54 discotheque like home. In the 90's we started questioning all that we have been brain fed about Tamil cinema. The 90's was some kind of a awakening for the sleeping tamilians. We woke up and went "oh fuck we have been screwed for sooo long." They have been making a fool out of all of us. Why the fuck does the police always comes at the end and shoots his pistol that makes too much smoke and says 'hands up' where the fuck were they 1hr ago? Why does the villain's main aim in life is to rape? Why are the heroine the fair pretty ones and all her friends are ugly? And what kind of a cunt gets bitch slap by a ugly mother fucker and goes 'I love You.'? Whats the moral? Every Indian woman needs to be tamed by a ugly mother fucker!? I can keep going...maybe another time. As I was saying why is Tamil cinema still a multi billion dollar industry despite most of us have woken up in the 90's. CAUSE we still fucking watch it that's why. Before we watched it cause there wasn't anything much to do, now we watch it so we can point out the crap they make. Comedy movies have failed to make me laugh as much as Tamil cinema has over the years. Either way the Tamil cinema industry makes its money and everyone lives happily ever after. They get their dough, we get our laughs.

My covo with Aapu regarding Tamil movie that ended up with Aapu assuring me I cant involve my friends in my quests of finding a career in Cinie field.

M.T : I think When I get rich i wanna go to Chennai and become a producer/director.

Aapu : Why?

M.T : Cause I am tired of seeing bloody ugly dark fuckers acting with those fair girls. They are not even Tamil girls. So I wanna only have Dark, pretty Tamil speaking girls as heroines and Fair heroes for once in the history of Tamil cinema.

Aapu : WILL ALL YOUR HEROINES BE DARK!?

M.T : NO. You will not be the hero in my movie!

Aapu : Why not? I promise to do a good job.

M.T : That's the prob. You will be bugging me about having a bed scene. I am not going to spend loads of money so that you can 'Amugeran' the girl OK. I have to hire 80 over crew people and pay them so that you can have a bed scene is it? Its cheaper if I would just ask the girl to sleep with you. No need to take movie all.

Aapu : Hehehe...hey what about Samurai Singaram he can be the villain.

M.T : What else can he do but that, there is also a prob with that. He will insist on a unnecessary bloodshed scene and a rape scene right after that!

Aapu : HAHAAHAAAAAAaaaaaaa what about Nightwatch?

M.T : Very BIG PROB da. That fellow will end up marrying my heroine. Production will have to stop, cause heroine ran away with hero!

Aapu : heheeheheheheehahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Have A great Tamil movie watching Weekend,
M.T