Thursday, December 10, 2009

Confession of an Ex Trend kid part 2

A few days later ...

So there I was, on my couch feeling like a winner, after a 5 min fight to the death with a 6 year old for the remote control. Nothing to watch in particular just the usual channel surfing. So what if he was in the middle of show called 'Ben 10'.
Than there it was a familiar music and I was like ... No way. OMG I cant believe they are showing Beverly Hills 90210, the very 1st season at that. I turned to the Brat and said ...

Me: hey you know I used to watch this when I was a kid. It was the coolest show than.

Brat: Yucks, how old is this?

Me: not so old. Let me see ... maybe, Twen ... tter ... tee ... hrrmm years ago perhaps.
Brat: WHAT !!??!! 20 years ago?! Yucky ... they all look so ugly, and old.

Me: (taking a closer look and realised the Brat is right, I am kinda even embarrassed to admit I used to like the show.) Ya maybe but it was cool than and my brother used to buy me the T-shirts and books, everything Beverly Hills. I never missed a show. Mom and Dad hated the show and nagged me for watching it. I was so into it you know. See the guy here ... Brandon, Jason Priestley. oh my, I used to have a major crush on him. All girls did, and the boys tried to have his hair too. I was soooo in love.

Brat: that short guy? He is short like me and his hair looks funny. You love this funny guy? haaahahaaaa. That's so funny. Haaaahaahaa

Me: Look here you midget, I was young ok, when you are young you like things that are in. Beverly Hills was 'IN' at that time and it was COOL!

Brat: You mean like how Ben 10 is cool now and I like to wear all Ben 10 things?

Me: Yes Exactly, you got my point.

Brat: like how Kim possible is cool now, because she soooo sexy and the Jonas Brothers are cool too?

Me: Hmm I see where you are going with this. Well ... Short One ... Lesson learnt. Here is the remote ... knock yourself out. By the way, 1 day when you are my age you are so going to be embarrassed you used to like these stuff. Till than I need to go now and try to erase the memories of me proudly wearing my Beverly Hills T-shirts as a kid.

M.T

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Confession of an ex trend kid Part 1

A convo with a 6 year old Brat

I enter the room...

Me : Oi, why did you switch off the telly?

Brat : I wasn't watching TV

Me : Don't lie to me, I heard the TV, oh man...were you watching 'Myth Busters' again. You know every bloody time you watch that you start having crazy ideas to blow up something in the house!

Brat : Nope not 'myth busters'

Me : give me the remote you little monster....wat the? seriously...Hannah Montana?! I thought you said you are so over that chick and that she is so last year!

Brat : I AM NOT WATCHING HER!!! The Jonas Brothers are on the show today.

Me : That's even worst. They are like the 3 stooges just gay. Seriously Jonas Brothers?...how can you sing to 'Kiss', rap to 'Fort Minor' and actually like the Jonas Brothers?

Brat : They are OK, girls like them. So they must be cool.

Me : well I guess you are right, at least they play instruments. Its not as if its the Backstreet boys or something.

Brat : who are the backstreet boys? Never mind. Can you go away now PLEASE. 'Kim Possible' is coming soon.

Me : KIM POSSIBLE?! That's a girls Cartoon. I really worry about you, Pls tell me 'soulja boy' is guest starring in this one.

Brat : Nope no one. I just watch it cause she sooooo Sexy! She kicks the bad guys butt and still looks Sexy. Soooooo Sexy. Hmmmm.....GO AWAY!

Me : Fine, I'm Leaving. Bloody weirdo.

Brat : I HEARD THAT!

Me : OH YA. HEAR THIS, THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE NOT COOL!!!

M.T