Get over it!!!

What is it with some people? It's been a year now? You've got a new job, a new hair do, a new love interest, a new 'perspective' on life etc, etc? Let it go man... Aren't you tired of grinding the same beans? To put it another way, I am no one's whipping boy. If you got issues go get professional help. Stop whining and taking a holier than thou attitude. Don't blame me man. Even your friends think you need it a better half to complete you. That's not my fault. I don't give a rat's ass what any of your friends think nor do I care, but you obviously do. Where were all these friends when you were dating me by the way? Never did hear about them or see them. Now it seems like everyone knew the relationship was doomed from the get go and you were being heroic and trying to prove them wrong... Hmmm... Ooh, look everyone!!! A martyr!!! Like you said you never were in my league, maybe you should aim lower, not higher. There may be someone out there who is just like you, someone who would rather blog their feelings then sit down and talk about them. Keeping it real you know... LoL... Go get laid darling, have a good fuck and get it out of your system... But then again... you have ta participate for best results, lying like a corpse just doesn't do it for some... Sure as hell didn't do it for me... But hey, can't blame a guy for trying to get a reaction...

Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

The Kindergarten Theory for sex :
If you can't play with your toys properly, you get them taken away.

- Nightwatch

The What type of MAN turns you on Test

Your Score: Tough guy

You scored 75% masculine, 70% athletic, 36% exotic, and 43% refined!

You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel.

M.T

Happy working...

I hate my job!!! Actually it's not so much hate, but more of apathy. I have never been much of a deskbound person, and to me this job is as interesting as watching paint dry... I miss doing desktop support!!! The ability to move around and meet new people face to face. To be able to perform my duties at my own pace as long as its within the deadline. To be able to slack every now and then on the job. Not have someone looking over your shoulder all the time. I admit I'm a slacker every now and then... Who isn't? This is getting to me... Before I go postal like Michael Douglas in Falling Down I better start finding a new job...

Till next time,

Our thought of the day,

"This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers." - Clerks

-Nightwatch

So It Was William After All...SHOCKING!!!

Most of you would have heard or seen the hottest reality TV game show, 'Yo Momma' on MTV, created and hosted by Wilmer Valderrama from the 70's show. One day while watching, it got me thinking...who or where did the 'Yo Momma' jokes come from? so I went online and digged out something interesting.

In the early 90's there was a hip hop band called The Pharcyde's that released a track tittled...you guessed it"Ya Momma". So at the out come of that, "Your mom" jokes became common in North American pop culture in the early nineties. Of all these years frequently used in playful banter between friends, The Biggest Hidden fact was The Phracyde's where not actually the first to start "Yo Momma".

Although this may appear to be a recent phenomenon, one can trace its roots far back in history. Indeed, William Shakespeare appears to utilize such a device in Act I Scene 1 of Timon of Athens.

Painter: "Y'are a dog."

Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

Here are some of my favourite Ugly "yo Momma" jokes.

1. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.


2. Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!


3. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


4. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras.


5. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Tot Of the day:

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Rudyard Kipling

M.T