WHY ME?

Its been the most exhausting week. The weekend was too much for me and the week is definately not the most relaxing. Evil Evil sadistic man is on a business trip...lucky bastard. while i am stuck with his of spring aka mini me of evil evil sadistic man ! who happens to think just because the father bought the rights to making my life miserable, he automatically inherits the fucking rights. All I hear the fucking day is "when is he coming, when is he coming, when is he coming back?" Me like a fucking idiot giving the little brat the same fucking answer every single time. SUNDAY!!! how hard is it to remember one miserable word? Sunday. After the second day I realised its not course he cant remember the word/day. Its just soooooo fun to see my face go...OH GOD WHY ME. Its pure evilness I say. In fact while I am typing this , this very moment he is right in front going, is he coming today X a million fucking times. Yesterday was when I really wished the roof will fall on my head and I will die instantly. The sun is blazing through the windows its fucking 40c outside AND inside.

He goes "mommy what day is it today?"

"its Wednesday"

"When is Daddy coming home?"

"Sunday"

"so how many nights is that?"

"4 nights, the last night is Saturday night and when you wake up its Sunday and daddy will be here ok"

"mommy, is it Saturday night now?"

WTF

"its in the middle of the afternoon!!! The sun is so hot, I am thinking of baking a cake outside to safe energy so Al Gore will be proud of me. What the hell do you mean if its Saturday night!"

"YEAH YEAH YEAH , are you baking a cake for daddy? can I help mommy Pleaseeeeeeeeeee Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee, so i can give it to him Tomorrow."

Lord Jesus Christ, safe me man. what did i do that is so wrong that you decided to punish me like this? I'm not asking too much. 8 hrs of sleep , to be able to take a shower longer than 5 mins without a creepy child standing there face pressed against the fucking glass door going " what you doing Mommy?" or go to the toilet, without him standing out side banging on the door shouting "MOMMY ARE YOU DOING PEE PEE OR POO POO?!" I am so sure the neighbours are aware of my bowel moment times better than their own.

what is so different about this business trip? compared to all those countless ones? This torture seems to be planned and choreographed and I am being abused by the Germans and I am not gonna stand by it. Its time to look into my trick bag. Get creative. Its FUCKING WAR now you bloody sausage eating assholes. I am taking them both down. Its ON!

M.T

Liebe Daddy

Here is a conversation I had with a friend yesterday about the dog we got. Everyone as been asking how is she, she must make us so happy blah blah blah. I thought I just up up this conversation up so those who wanna know how I feel about the dog and especially about the people around the dog.

King Kong : so how is the dog doing?

Me : I guess what normally dogs do.

King Kong : no I meant how is she with the family you idiot.

Me : oh, well she is acting like a untrained stupid dog and so are the people around her. except me of course.

King kong : lol god what did he do ?

Me : you know I found a dog trainer who comes every week to teach us how to go about training puppies.

King Kong : uh ok what could go wrong.

Me : this is me. Everything goes wrong. Well I never knew that dogs could be bilingual. did you?

King Kong : they are?

Me : well she has to be now. The instruction words like come, sit, lye down, stand etc are in English from 9am to 7 pm.

King Kong : what happens after 7pm?

Me : its in German la.

King Kong : you serious?!

me : Yup. Its very weird. He cant help himself, every time he sees her he has to speak in German to her. Its an urge, almost like an itch on the side of his balls or something.

King Kong : did you tell him, he shouldn't do that?

me : come on you know me. My whole life is dedicated to telling him what he shouldn't do. Does he ever listen? as usual he always has an Aryan answer for everything. Anyways, I think its psychological.

King Kong : Oh boy, i cant wait to hear.

Me: I think he is so used to speaking to bimbos in German. So when he comes home and immediately there is a bitch jumping around and so glad to see him and sniffs his balls. He starts speaking to her in German. You know out of old habits perhaps? What you think?

King Kong : Will you put this convo up in the blog?

Me: I guess so, if you like.

King Kong : Than my answer is Yes it could be. lol.

Me : So I don't know why do I sit through the training lessons, take notes like an idiot and even pay for it, when no one is following the training instructions. So I have decided not to join the training anymore and get my $$$ back.

King Kong : caught between all this, that poor jack Russell!

Me : Not any more she aint. she converting to a German Shepard.

King Kong : I love you!

Me : I love you too.

King Kong : when you posting this up?

Me: tomorrow.