Recap

Another year is coming to a close, M.T and I have been busy with so many things, hence the lack of updates. We apologize to all our readers... Yes, you know who you are and we thank you for your patience and understanding. Let's recap the year shall we? It's been a tumultuous year. M.T has left the area for 3 years. We miss you M.T!!! I got married in Sept, changed jobs in Sept and just put down a down payment on a 3 rm flat. It's been a roller coaster 3 months. On a sour note, a friend who owes me tonnes of money has pulled a fast one and fallen of the face of the earth, leaving me with all her debts to service... I hope u rot in hell bitch!!! Hopefully the new year brings about some positive changes... And new experiences... Till next time... Happy New Year!!!

Our thought for the day,

Don't apologize for your choices. They are the only things that define you ultimately.

-Nightwatch

Do they even know what the fuck they are singing?

I kept hearing this song everywhere. Never knew which movie it was from. Finally I took the liberty to search for this song in youtube, and when I did find the song, I thought that there must be a mistake and I tried searching again under other tags. You know how sometimes people edit the video with another song to see how it fits. After many attempts I decided to look at the mouth movements to the song...it fits. I still wasn't satisfied so I went to look for the movie online and search for the songs and found out the painful truth! That song features namitha the Dumbo!! Yes I am referring to "Nee Marilyn Monroe

The lyrics actually lured me to search of the video. If you have not heard it yet...this is how the fucking chorus goes...

"Nee Nee Nee Marilyn Monroe Cloninga

Illai Jennifer Lopez oda scanninga

One Day mattum girlfriend aga Variya "

I still thought there must have been somekinda of mistake. maybe the song writer saw something familiar with this 3 women. That namitha actually Looks like a Marilyn's Clone and a Scanning image of J.Lo. I had to do my research.

This is marilyn
This is J.Lo
This is Dumbo, I mean Namitha

Ok I still don't see the similarities, If there are not even similarities how the fuck in the world are these BLIND fuckers calling that THING a Clone and a Scan image of real women?! The lie and deception Vijay has brought upon his audience. What did he think if he danced fast enough no poor soul would listen to the fucking lyrics? Its too low even for Vijay. I mean if he wanted to get a quick travel fuck while waiting for his next stop. He could have easily masturbated in front of her I am sure she would have not mind. Why did he had to go and lie to the bitch. I mean obviously despite looking like the way she does she has enough Ego to block sunlight in India, ok also with her body mass, but on a serious note...very disappointed with Vijay!!!

I strongly recommend that his Fans protest to change the movie tittle from AZHAGIYA TAMIL MAKAN to AZHAGIYA PULUVANDI MAKAN.

Ps: for those who have not seen the video pls look on the left for youtube video right below the Ostrich and click on the image to see namitha's fats oozing out of every part of her body,while she attempts to dance.

By

M.T

Supergroove - Sitting Inside My Head

READ ENTRY BELOW

Say No to commercial HITS and maybe, to lost in the shelves music

Supergroove is a funk Rock band from New Zealand. They released their first album in 1994. I had weird taste in music(I think I still do). I remember I found the Album in tower records and thought Cool cover. listened and that day my little narrow mind of Rock medium widened. Heavy-metal, Alternative rock, Punk rock...etc. were yester news to me. Funk Rock was cool. Music as alot to do with fashion too. Its inter linked. Maybe that's why I liked it. It fitted my wardrobe budget at that time. ( also its good music)

For example, kids into emo rock will be all in black with heavy boots and straight long fringe black eye( if you can see their eye behind that girly bangs) moving back to Rock. Heavy metal rock guys would have very long permed or straight hair and tight jeans and tight tees and black bands on thier wrist. They would look Little like their girlfriends.

Funk Rock gave teenagers a new revolution in the 90's. Baggy jeans. size wouldn't matter. so you can steal your big brother's jeans. Any type of Tees preferably with no brands or words, and definately definately a cool pair of shades. ( Dont forget a cap/hat. very important, main accessories and great for bad hair days! Emos and Rockers cant do that cause for them its all about the hair!!)

So widen your hearing. If you are into rock. Try old bands and the new bands. Stop MTV from telling you what you like and don't. There are great bands out there with less recognition in Singapore. We are too much influenced by the American media. That's what MTV and Radio stations do here too. They show us and make us listen to what sells in America. How much more of Rihana, Beyounce, 5o Cents and One Republic can we listen too?

Most ppl I know are into alternative Rock now. But seriously ppl there are more out there than LimpBizkit and Linkin Park. Not sure where to start. Bring your ass down to HMV or The CD Shop in town, Go to the international sections. walk away from the best sellers. Be brave and listen. You may find out something about yourself that you never knew before, And who knows you might actually start expressing yourself through fashion, when you are influenced by the music that you explore.


So fun listening and fun dressing up
M.T

ps: I swear to God if I have to listen to 'Its too late to apologise' one more time, heads might roll.

Another One Bites The Dust

Congratulations to our Lovely friends on thier successful Wedding Last Week. We had a wonderful time. May You both have a Great life together. Call Us when you get back from your Honeymoon.

Lots of love,

M.T

In The News (burn...Burn)

If you would have read the news lately. you would have come across that cabbies are getting their ass kicked and robbed. That is if you read the news at all. Huh I already hear some of you intelligent bitches ( and when I say bitches I mean both genders) are going all this "If you read the news at all" insult for a bloody cabbie news!? WTF There are more going on in the world. How about you writing about the political state of the world, (the never ending) oils prices, The Pope owes every involved party and Apology, or at least about the ERP in every cornor? huh huh what about that M.T?

Huh my answer to that is very simple. If you would have noticed for the last 2 years. We don't do that shit here. Its is not that we don't have an opinion, we do and its always in private with friends usually a bottle of vodka is involved or even at times when really really bored and broke, a pot of Earl Tea and peach soda will do for our ' Friendly Political Debates'

So I, on behalf of my dear Nightwatch will like to set the record straight. This not an encyclopedia website. If you wanna widen your horizon go somewhere else. There are enough self proclaimed Activist, Feminists and raging Atheists blogs out there. This is purely fun, let lose "smart" shit blog. Most times just shit. That explains why we come up with conclusions like The Hulk(Nightwatch post) is a big Whiner with a small Wiener.

Oh crap see what you have done.......all I wanted to do is write abt the bloody cabbies and now I have to go. You Evil Evil Intelligent people. May you all burn... Burn.

M.T

We DONT like Tamil Cinema, just doing what the doctor ordered...GOOD Laughter

CON'T BELOW...

As much as we hate and criticize Tamil cinema. We still watch them. Why ? cause its part of the Indian culture. We believed in the 70's that Rajini could fight of 15 bad guys. In the 80's we believed when villain actually lives in a studio 54 discotheque like home. In the 90's we started questioning all that we have been brain fed about Tamil cinema. The 90's was some kind of a awakening for the sleeping tamilians. We woke up and went "oh fuck we have been screwed for sooo long." They have been making a fool out of all of us. Why the fuck does the police always comes at the end and shoots his pistol that makes too much smoke and says 'hands up' where the fuck were they 1hr ago? Why does the villain's main aim in life is to rape? Why are the heroine the fair pretty ones and all her friends are ugly? And what kind of a cunt gets bitch slap by a ugly mother fucker and goes 'I love You.'? Whats the moral? Every Indian woman needs to be tamed by a ugly mother fucker!? I can keep going...maybe another time. As I was saying why is Tamil cinema still a multi billion dollar industry despite most of us have woken up in the 90's. CAUSE we still fucking watch it that's why. Before we watched it cause there wasn't anything much to do, now we watch it so we can point out the crap they make. Comedy movies have failed to make me laugh as much as Tamil cinema has over the years. Either way the Tamil cinema industry makes its money and everyone lives happily ever after. They get their dough, we get our laughs.

My covo with Aapu regarding Tamil movie that ended up with Aapu assuring me I cant involve my friends in my quests of finding a career in Cinie field.


M.T : I think When I get rich i wanna go to Chennai and become a producer/director.

Aapu : Why?

M.T : Cause I am tired of seeing bloody ugly dark fuckers acting with those fair girls. They are not even Tamil girls. So I wanna only have Dark, pretty Tamil speaking girls as heroines and Fair heroes for once in the history of Tamil cinema.

Aapu : WILL ALL YOUR HEROINES BE DARK!?

M.T : NO. You will not be the hero in my movie!

Aapu : Why not? I promise to do a good job.

M.T : That's the prob. You will be bugging me about having a bed scene. I am not going to spend loads of money so that you can 'Amugeran' the girl OK. I have to hire 80 over crew people and pay them so that you can have a bed scene is it? Its cheaper if I would just ask the girl to sleep with you. No need to take movie all.

Aapu : Hehehe...hey what about Samurai Singaram he can be the villain.

M.T : What else can he do but that, there is also a prob with that. He will insist on a unnecessary bloodshed scene and a rape scene right after that!

Aapu : HAHAAHAAAAAAaaaaaaa what about Nightwatch?

M.T : Very BIG PROB da. That fellow will end up marrying my heroine. Production will have to stop, cause heroine ran away with hero!

Aapu : heheeheheheheehahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Have A great Tamil movie watching Weekend,
M.T

It was great being young and stupid

An old friend sent me this song from Kid Rock. He says it reminds him of the good old days. I cant agree more.
Everyone had those mindless, without a cause...cheap booze, 1 long month mind blowing attraction Summer, while growing up.
Its new, just released march this Year. Enjoy video and lyrics!

M.T

What The Fuck Is Wrong with YOU People? Or are some of you just plain STUPID?

Ya I know I have not been calling very often. I know I have not be entertaining the calls I have been getting, I know I have not been on MSN for while now. That doesn't give any of you any right to go spying on my ass! I have been crazy busy and over loaded with responsibilities if you all have not noticed its the Holidays and I am up to my head, Not forgetting the fucking twisted ankle! Try to understand people I have a few months before I say my Goodbyes and am overwhelmed by allot right now, and I am so Fucking Sorry for not putting each and everyone one of you first in my priority list for once.

Oh and Stop jumping into fucking conclusions just because you read the blog and think all of you are so Fucking smart. Its not fucking my fault every fuck thinks its abt them.(cause you think you are the only one in my life, How sweet) Actually I have had loads of response since I wrote the entry...why do you all care if you have nothing to hide? hmm. Anyways,You guys are sooo pathetic and I feel sad for you all! All Those who think it has to be you I am sorry to say this in Writing, I do have other Friends. For the last time people, just cause I talk allot doesn't mean I don't enjoy my privacy. I do have other friends and I don't intro all of them to each other. Not cause I have anything to hide, cause all of you have nothing in common.

Oh ya some of you think You are Special just because...You have met the family, ha ha. If you have met my family than its actually sad...cause The Family gets along with everyone and anyone. News Flash they are not actually hard to please, what would they know they don't even have table manners. Ya Ya than comes the holidays and birthdays...hehe the thing is you can have more than 1 christmas party you know. and I do celebrate my birthdays with other friends too. Which I dont have to tell anyone abt. Its so funny how you guys come to the parties and think these are the only ppl I know. whom I like to spend time with too. So sue me.

I am sure you wouldn't want me to discuss your issues to my other friends so vice verse Bitches. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ME TO DISCUSS EVERYTHING I DO TO YOU ALL. AND IT DOESNT MEAN WHEN I DO, I AM TELLING YOU EVERYTHING ; )Get a life if that is too much to ask, at least make an afford to get laid. I am guilty of spending more time with some of you, I should have known better.

So...Once Again. LISTEN CAREFULLY...DON'T READ THE BLOG IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT!!!

AND IF, JUST IF YOUR ITCHY GROINS (Penis OR Vulva) GIVES YOU THE URGE TO READ THE BLOG. SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ABOUT IT. IF YOU FEEL ITS ABOUT YOU...THAN CHANCES ARE, IT IS ABT YOU STUPID! ( as stated on the left top corner...we will put up your comments if you leave one.)

Haaaaa. I feel so much better, what about you? Well since we got that one straighten out. We can all move on.

Ps: I have heard around that I have been hiding and that the blog is my shield. God I laughed my head off. Well the very simple answer to your very stupid doubt is, IF I WAS AFRAID OF EXPRESSING MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS I WOULD HAVE MADE THE BLOG PRIVATE, ONLY BY INVITATION... STUPID.

Yours Truly,

M.T

I wanna spread the HAPPY...

Its been a great day! The last couple of days couldnt be better and why? cause every little detail is so beautiful. Thats why. Why every little detail is beautiful, cause every big thing is going as planed thats why. Why every big thing is going as planned? cause I have been blessed to have such good people aound me. Thats why. Why am I so blessed...well could be I am just plain Lucky. THATS WHY.

So as the good citizen of Earth...I am gonna do my part by SPREADING the HAPPY. So watch out people Happy is on its way.

God Dammit I love Being HAPPY.

Yours, One and Only

M.T

Why the Hulk is so pissed...

This was the gist of a conversation Prof Aapu and I had last night. For those of you who've been living under a rock for the last forty years, The Hulk is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character first appeared in The Incredible Hulk #1 (May 1962), and was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. After physicist Dr. Robert Bruce Banner was caught in the blast of a gamma bomb he created, he was transformed into the Hulk, a giant, raging monster. The character, both as Banner and the Hulk, is frequently pursued by the police or the armed forces, often as a result of the destruction he causes. As we were talking about the new movie, we realized why the Hulk was always pissed. In the comics, tv series and the movies all his clothes would rip, everything ,except the top of his pants that is... Apparently the blast didn't affect his family jewels... Can you imagine waking up after being caught in the blast all green and huge but your wiener's still all small and shriveled? Man, I'd go into a rage to and get primal on your ass too... :D

PS : I'm so glad M.T and her boy Shorty, have 'kissed' and made up. And yeah, I miss that ass too... LoL

Our thought for the day,

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.

- Nightwatch

I Am SO GLAD...

I am so Glad, that you have made your choice to come visit me. You are the very few people who is clear with where your loyalty lies, You have been honest with me since the very beginning and I was mad at you for that. I was so wrong, you have proven to me that your honesty is so strong, it comes to show in your action...and I think that is soooo SEXY mate! Unlike others who claim to be my "friends" and ...anyway that's not so important right now, I will get to that when the time is right. Have more important things at hand now.

Now at least I have 1 big thing to look forward to. Its gonna be so cool! Imagine all the fun we will have. We have been missing each other so much and it has been too long. Cant wait to have you in my arms again. I love you dearly and I will keep loving you.

When you are done reading this, I know you will call, like you did after the last entry "when friends lie" and persuade me to forgive the "friend" cause its in your nature to do so. But not in mine! so Lets just say hello and say sweet things to each other, and let me handle my problems my way.

PS: Hope you come during summer...so you can walk around shirtless for me. BTW I have missed that Ass too :)

Love,

M.T

Metal scrub...

"I feel like fucking scrubbing the insides of my vagina out with a metal scrub for sleeping with you."

This was one of the parting shots of a blog entry which was dedicated to a dear, dear friend of ours. Of course my friend had a bad episode from this experience too, involving a budget hotel and having to fondling and lubing a candle. But back to the main 'ahem' thrust of the matter...

Firstly, it didn't bother him that you've had other dalliances, or that he knew the person that you were previously sleeping with or that you have serious mental problems. What did bother him was the fact that you thought that the person whom you were sleeping might have an std and YOU FAILED TO MENTION IT!!! You went for a checkup. Bully for you! But you went after the deed was done and mentioned it as a footnote. And that, I think would seriously freak anyone out.

Secondly... It was CONSENSUAL!!! You weren't raped nor were you made to feel like a whore as you eloquently put it... But that's fine ain't it??? But this makes you feel cheap??? Hmmm... And from what you've written, you obviously enjoyed it!!! Let's not deny that shall we? The whole " you engineered the situation " BS... Were you drunk? Were you not in control of your actions? Did he whisper sweet nothings in your ear and you were taken in by them? And knowing this boy like I do... He's not that sort darlin... Like you said, "I thought why the hell not because I thought we were going somewhere." You thought. Did you confirm this? Did you think sleeping with him would make it true? Obviously you did. So who's the manipulative shit here? Newsflash honey... Any single hotblooded male and some married ones... WILL NOT TURN DOWN A FREE RIDE!!! You read a lot of psychology and philosophical stuff right? What? You couldn't take it philosophically or you don't understand the id of the male animal??? Maybe you should start reading something a bit more fluff like Feist or something...

All things said maybe you should really start living with a metal scrub. Think about it... You get the pleasure you want, you get to inflict the pain on yourself and you can tell the whole world you're the victim...

Oh, and Prof Aapu, maybe you want to comment on your candle fondling experiences??? :P

Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

It's unfair to say that men spend their entire lives in pursuit of sex. That's simply not the case. We do, after all, have to eat.

- Nightwatch

When Friends Lie

Everyone lies. Husbands lie to their wives, employees lie to their bosses, children lie to their parents. And we all know that, and except it, in fact its the way of life. That makes us human. What happens when a friend lies? That's one thing we never expect. It usually becomes a big shocker when you find out your friend lied to you. When your parent lie to you, you somehow expected that from them. what would you really do when a friend lies. Or hide the truth from you. What would you do when a friend did something and doesn't tell you... A lie is when when you change the truth. But if you just don't mention the truth, pretend it never happened or still maybe happening behind your sad naive back. What would you do? What happens when the friend reads this starts wondering if you are referring to...oh I don't know. What If the friend panics and starts getting cold sweats, after reading this wondering if you know exactly what has been happening or if you are just suspecting something is happening and don't really know the details. What if the friend decides to come clean? Would you smile and say I always knew...or would you say How could you look me in the eye every time we met and took me for a fool...or would you walk away in disappointment cause you are just lost for words?

Either way...you are screwed FRIEND.

Muhahaha

TOT of The Day
"To sit alone with my conscience
Will be judgement enough for me"

Charles William Stubbs

BY,
M.T

DON'T Doubt My ReasonS To Wanting To Have SEX With David Boreanaz

I know I have Been too obvious abt my dying need to have sex with David Boreanaz before I die. Everyone keeps asking me why. I cant really seem to explain WHY. I gave it some thought...The best I could do is to tell HOW BAD I would like to. I would like to have wild meaningless sex, and if I do get pregnant and I happen to have octuplets (8 babies) all natural delivery without epidural. I would Pray so hard that My vagina heals fast so I can go have sex with him AGAIN! Gross? well you needed to know right. Now you know.

My Luck....

Never had any, Never will. with the weather, with the men. Oh well at least with the men.
I Travel all the way to the heart of Tokyo thinking I will have Japanese Men all over me. I was wrong My 'curse' as my friends nicely put it seems to be real. The first Man i encounter who cant seem to get his eyes off me is a White guy...a French even. I don't think I have ever mentioned how I usually avoid the French with all my might! yesterday morning saw one. I was totally put off by the accent and avoided eye contact.

Until Last afternoon while having a smoke outside the hotel. I realized what a so not French looking...rather a Italian /French/American/hot/tight ass/stubble/compact/sexy....Ok got the point?! well what the heck I thought at least the opposite species actually thinks you are pretty enough to stop for a whole of 68 seconds till you actually look him in the eye, lose control of your face muscle to smile back(little giggle) like a school girl. Bloody Shame on you M.T. WE DON'T GIGGLE!! How could you let yourself go like that? Shame Shame...stubble/tight ass/sexy. Oh fuck STOP!STOP!

The weather is fucked so is my so called vacation...12 degrees. rain and nipples showing through every bra I have tried. have not left the Hotel. Sad but will over come that with alcohol very soon. So till more news...M.T signing off from COLD COLD TOKYO.

A Tribute ....To the 1 and Only MARK ANTHONY

If you grew up in the 80's and 90's than you will be a Fan. There is no way you saw a Tamil, Malayalam or Telugu movie and didn't know or even worship Raghuvaran. He was the first Villain that the guys wanted to be like and the girls wanted to sleep with! He was the villain to make a movie reach its potential, stole the show from the fucking ugly heroes, and made Tamil movie watching, actually fun.

May you rest in peace, and if there is such a thing as a villain heaven...babe you
will be God!




Raghuvaran (December 11, 1948 - March 19, 2008)

M.T
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NIGHTWATCH

Warming up- Don't judge me ppl

How do we perceive Breast? I was in a flight to Munich one day and there was a woman with a few month old baby. couple of hours in the plane, she suddenly lifted up her blouse and took out her huge sagging breast out and fed the baby. She never tried to be discreet about it. she was even flaunting her breast, in fact i realised when coming back from the loo, she had the other breast exposed when it was not being 'used'. Like she was begging people to watch. I was Disgusted.

That day it got me thinking about a few years back, we were visiting some family and they were showing us pictures of their daughter's trip to the states, cause they are proud of her..blah blah. anyway i was flipping through the album when there was a picture of the daughter out of the water topless! wow how proud must the parents be actually they were very proud. just when i thought maybe not all of then are crazy and immoral. a few years later the was a home video of 3 generations of family going to an island close by during the summer vacations and guess what the grandmother and mother where topless. while the father and son-in-law are there too.

While discussing this with a friend he said, he doesn't see anything wrong with the picture. cause a woman's breast is a very natural thing, and we should take it to be proud to be topless. So i asked him if he thought the mother-in-law being topless lying there to get a tan is not a slightest bit weird? he said no. Its not a A sexual thing at all was his argument. The breast is not a sexual organ and its OK for women to be topless wherever or in front of whoever they want, its not as if like you are showing your vagina.

Point taken, so bottom line is men never look at women's breast cause they are NOT attracted to breasts. A men only gets a hard on when he sees a vagina. I wonder maybe that's why they have topless women in all of the newspaper and magazines in Europe. cause no one is jerking off. I have been so naive. so, I turn around to him and said if i showed my breasts right now you are actually telling me you will not get excited at all in a sexual way? he asked if we could change the topic and begged me not to show anything to him at least not in public. I wonder why, he didn't wanna see my breasts when it will so not effect our friendship cause the breast is a very natural organ of the human body.

So i thought i will do an simple experiment. I will like to show my breast to selected men to see if they get sexually excited. Than at the end i will sum up the average score and update you readers whether the Europeans where always right or its just an excuse for the men to fucking look and for the bitches to show!

So here are the criteria for the experiment application.

A)Sexually active healthy Men
B)Age 20-40
C)European
D)Average looking is good enough(that is so i don't mind showing my breast)

Pls email us a picture of yourself, and we might just choose you to be a candidate for our experiment.

Been too long

Can't even remember the last entry. Lot has happened since the last blabbering. Tragedy came and left. Lost someone close and dear. Too young, too small, too delicate. Everyone has moved on. To my disgust, Even those were personally involved. Where else I am still hearing little foot steps at the door. High pitch voice ringing in my head. Can't stop tearing every time something reminds me of the angel whom I was blessed to meet and love for a while. Life has to move on, I keep hearing. Others just talk about things that don't interest me to make me forget. Not sure if they wanna help me forget or are trying to avoid the pain themselves. Some have even been insensitive. Preferred to gossip about the mishap than, than honouring the privacy of moaners.

Either way life goes on...

PS: appreciate friends not to read this and call me to ask me shit, whats all this about and etc... no offence but some of you suck at trying to find out whats going on someones mind or even comforting for the matter.

So do me a favour, fucking stop commenting and the bloody need to know on every fuck thing I write, and say. Cause I don't fucking care what shit you say or write about. I can't fucking have a reason for every shit I do. Yours Noses out of my arse might be encouragement to actually start writing again.


Cheers,
M.T

New Tattoo!!!

After agonizing for 5 years, yes it's been that long since I had my first tattoo done, I stepped into a tattoo parlor and had my second tat done. Two hours and forty five mins of agony... But in the end it was all worth it! Still not complete just yet. A lil bit more work to be done. Next tat, shoulders or wrists??? Hmmm, decisions, decisions...

Till next time,

Our thought for the day,

Life hurts more than death, when you die the pain is gone.

-Nightwatch

Policeman vs. Fireman