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Idiot: I need You to fire Alfred for me!

M.T: Are you out of your mind

Idiot: he is really old, he is forgetful, slow, extremely rude and lets face it, his cooking is bad to worst.

MT: I am not going to fire your Dad from a job that doesn't even exist! Anyways if its so important to you. Why don't you do it, after all he is your butler.

Idiot: I did, I mean I tried but nothing sink in you know.

M.T: What he say?

Idiot: he said "F ** K You". I mean how rude is that! He's suppose to be my humble servant. He gets very vulgar lately and super grumpy. His glory days are over. He needs to be fired, either that or I have to put him to sleep.

MT: You cant do that, I have not collected my ang pow money yet.

Idiot: You know what, you are a SIMPLE person. Shame on you. Anyways I have taken the Ang Pow for you and will give it when I think you are worthy of it.

MT: I have 1 thing to say. Words from a wise butler. F ** k You! Give me my Ang Pow or else! Anyways go away now, its time for my soap. Deal with you later.

Idiot: oh god ya almost forgot, Tracy just had the baby. You think Oliver will ever find out the baby is his?

MT: Not yet. They will drag the Mitch Lawrence story for a while now. They have dragged the snow storm for 2 wks now. Crap I miss my fav couple.

Idiot: Ya I miss christian and layla.

MT: OK ... you creeping me out, you are a big soap junkie for a guy you know that rite?

Idiot: yes I do and I am proud of it, so if you will excuse me I need to wax my legs, trim my eyebrows and find out if John gets caught for sleeping with Natalie. That bastard John how can he break Marty, s heart!

Batman never grows up (part1)

M.T: So I heard there might be wedding bells ...

idiot: I love weddings ... food, drinks and lonely single chicks! So who r we talking abt?

MT: YOU! Idiot. Rumor has it someone has your balls in her palm.

idiot: That my dear maybe true but there is no Weddings for sure.

M.T: why not? She is perfect.

idiot: exactly ... Perfect. I don't do Perfect. Perfect creeps me out. I love the crazy ones!

MT: Than why are you wasting her time you moron?

idiot: Because ... I am simply taking a break from the crazy ones, everyone deserves a break now and than rite?

M.T: Why are you so afraid of commitment?

idiot: I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING! it just doesn't fit my profile.

M.T: what profile?

idiot: Hey that's what she said. So it was time ... it was time to reveal my secret. A secret that I have been burdened with all my life. A secret I have trusted only a few to know. A secret that you were the 1st to know. Which you have guarded with your life and never shared with anyone, since I told you when we were kids.

MT: OH GOD, Pls don't tell me you told her that?! Oh No. FYI I never told anyone because its STUPID!

idiot: Yes. I told her I was BATMAN.

M.T: What she say?

idiot: well 1st she sat there blankly, than she said if I wanted to break up with her at least I could have come up with something better like I was gay or something. Than she kicked me on my Knee and called me a Loser and walked off.

MT: That's it? The knee? She could have at least aimed higher. So what you gonna do?

idiot: what can I do, there is no place for commitments etc ... for a man like me. I am a creature of the nite. AND don't you judge me! It's not who I am underneath, but who I do defines me.

M.T: you mean 'what I do'

idiot: No. 'Who I do'

M.T: You are really an IDIOT!!!

idiot: Hey you encouraged the whole millionaire / crime fighter / bachelor profiling in the beginning!

M.T: For Christ sake. I WAS 12 YOU MORON!

M.T