Why I love men

1. You never have to ask for space. They give you more than you need!

2. The way to their heart is through their stomach (some say penis) I agree with both.

3. They never say no when you wanna get drunk and they never find it disgusting when you puke all over them.

4. As long you let them scratch their balls in private, they let you nag about your Period cramps in public.

5. They don't need you to tell them if they look good. They don't really care and They NEVER NEVER ask you if they look Fat.

Tot of the day ...
I will suck at being a lesbian!

Peace out
M.T